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EXPOSED: Al Qaida plot to rig English victory in Eurovision, forcing us to host next year and cripple our economy. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
MEDIA: Leveson Enquiry recommissioned for second series. about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
FAITH: Pope's butler arrested on suspicion of broadminded progressive ideals. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
TERROR: Al Qaida 'disappointed' with bronze medal in Chelsea Flower Show. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
COMPETITITIVE FINANANCE: Fury as Greece is still allowed to play in Euro 2012. about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
FINANANCE: Bank bosses want to know why customers keep punching themselves. about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
FAITH: Newly discovered Gospel will expose Bible as a fanciful collection of stories based on out dated beliefs, claim Koran experts. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
LEVESON: Cameron thought BSkyB meant 'laugh out-loud' claims aide. about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
EUROZONE: EuroDisney expected to return to Mickey Mouse Dollars within weeks. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
MURDORGY: Freshly released emails show Jeremy Hunt is opposing his appearance at Leveson Enquiry just days before he is due. 12:52 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
WEATHER: Meteorologists shocked as date of unexpected heat wave moves forward from last year. 10:19 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
FINANANCE: Perceived value of imaginary money plummets as controllers decide they haven't enough. 7:35 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
EU MEDDLING: Cameron vows to occupy Number 10's roof in protest over EU jail votes. 6:15 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
IDIOTGATE: Paul Gascoigne denied entry to No. 10 after arriving with a 4-pack and an offer to "help calm Dave down." 5:10 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
EUROZONE CALAMITY: Santander expected to foreclose on Spain within a week. 3:45 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
PROFILE: Francois Hollande - French mother, French father, president of France... we ask; is there anything British about him at all? 2:47 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
RABIES: It's back! 1:23 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
USA of AMERICA: Terror threat level raised to Orange after Colin Powell comes out in support of gay marriage. 5:21 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
CUTS: Disability Living Allowance to be replaced with a pamphlet explaining the importance of fiscal responsibility. 2:58 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
REALITY TV: Producers boost ratings of the #Apprentice by announcing the prize is becoming Director General of the BBC. 1:00 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS

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