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  1. RT @RulesOptional: Why Your Girlfriend Wants to Cheat On You With an Athlete, a Musician, an Artist, AND Me http://su.pr/8cVuBA about 6 hours ago from web
  2. Great quote I just remembered from one of my favorite college professors: 'Don't cock-block opportunity.' about 21 hours ago from web
  3. @SoulSD use the D.E.N.N.I.S. System to seduce her and then break her Steeler fan heart... 8:23 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to SoulSD
  4. Watch this and laugh a lot -- http://www.hulu.com/watch/1... (Approx. 25 min) 8:22 PM Nov 28th from web
  5. Holy crap. Sat down to play Madden NFL 10 on Xbox for the 1st time and woke up 5 hrs later. Video games are like crack. Just re-lived age 14 3:42 PM Nov 27th from web
  6. I've got Google Wave invites. Anybody need one? 7:14 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. It somehow slipped my mind today that Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I spent the day setting up a mini-affiliate site for the dieting crowd. 6:52 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. The future mother of my child will know how to, and like to, cook. End of story. 4:07 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. RT @Mark_Sisson: Think you're saving the #environment by going #vegan? Think Again. Read The Vegetarian Myth: http://su.pr/2SWRYp #primal 10:11 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. Cheap vs. Expensive Wine: Can You Taste the Difference? (via @FreePursuits) http://bit.ly/6mAvKA 2:31 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. Going to take the nephew to Yosemite for his 1st time Friday - http://bit.ly/4GxYRQ - 1 of my favorite places. 2:30 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. RT @FreePursuits: [reading] 21 Things I Have Learned From Unemployment (via @seanogle) http://su.pr/1OhD8M 11:13 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. A couple more hrs in San Francisco then off to the woods. One last trip to Miller's Deli - http://www.millersdelisf.com - SF I'LL MISS YOU 10:04 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Da Chargers! 9:55 PM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  15. Such a nice guy and good writer = @WanderingEarl http://www.wanderingearl.com 5:19 PM Nov 20th from web
  16. You need to keep your friends close, and your enemies so close you're almost kissing. 11:08 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. You've stolen music & lied to attract the opposite sex. You've lied to get a job. What's the diff. between a lie and exaggeration/marketing? 8:49 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. @JKarp14 haha. Something I'm warming to the idea of is seasonal work...you might try that. 5:26 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to JKarp14
  19. RT @SoulSD: I will never date a girl who watches Oprah. 4:31 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. I've been sitting around doing nothing for last 2 days. Someone give me something inspiring...that includes a monetary gift. 3:07 PM Nov 19th from web