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http://twitpic.com/13pu <- Gay baby thief t-shirt prototype

@Adora "Now who's ready to turn gay with me and steal some babies?" <- Let's make this a t-shirt.
Oh, she's saying "bizarre". All this time I thought my boss was cool because she was saying the word "bar" like rappers would say it.
@sarahlane Shut up. Seriously? Seriously.
Whoa, I didn't know TwitPic comments automatically post replies in Twitter.
@kpishdadi http://twitpic.com/127i <- OMG Internets!!!
Today feels like it's going to go on forever. Kinda like Duck Hunt for NES.
WTFAIL?: http://snurl.com/28igx
FAIL: http://snurl.com/28igs
Please God let this be yogurt...
@CrackBarbie rungtone = past tense of ringtone.
My redefining of TGIF: Thank God It Flushed
Totally just coughed and farted at the same time. I never noticed that you naturally tighten up your butthole when you cough.
@CrackBarbie Am I the only one that thinks "raging" is a ridiculous adjective to use when describing a boner?
The trailer for The Strangers really creeped me the fuck out, like on a "I'm glad I wasn't trying to hold a bowel movement just then" level.
Sushi for Cinco. CIP and 2nd Sat. up next...
Lost sleep over the Sharks' loss last night. Literally. That was a long fucking game.
STILL watching the Sharks.
@Bunnybutt That game has a hold of me too!!!
@bevogirl I've actually been too busy to tweet all day so I haven't noticed.