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  1. Bread, meat, chesse, condiments, vegetables. How hard is that, people? They're not asking you to solve a god damn quadratic equation.
  2. @lelia5150 I don't care either. Not in a mean, too cool for school way, I just have never read the books and am not into wizardy and shit.
  3. @iluvMikeDiamond WTF? Real talk, who the fuck blames midtown/Sac for anything? For real, GTFO, but WTF?
  4. @alixtron BTW, how are the fucking breakfast burritos in SD?
  5. @alixtron LOL, you fucking kill me.
  6. @bexadler LOL, no comment. But I know we're on the same page.
  7. I'm at Pine Cove Tavern (Sacramento, CA) - http://bkite.com/09E5J
  8. I'm at Boys & Girls Club of America (Sacramento, CA) - http://bkite.com/09DUo
  9. Dude in the men's room noticed how thoroughly I washed my hands and said I should be a doctor. Umm... Thanks...?
  10. @lochness Did you get that rebellious feeling when you jumped it? I still do. Such renegades we are.
  11. @jazzlema How'd you fix it?
  12. I didn't know Barack was a lefty.
  13. Current guilty pleasure: "Girls On The Dancefloor"
  14. Ghetto iced coffee, phase 2 complete.
  15. @notoriouskro Already reading deadspin.com?
  16. @crackbarbie Oh. I thought it meant you were pregnant.
  17. I dreamt that I was a vigilante. I drove a Lamborghini and Grant Napear was my crime fighting partner. You can't make this shit up.
  18. Went to Comcast VOD to watch the Giants and the description says "Sanchez throws season's first no-hitter". THANKS FOR THE SPOILER ALERT.
  19. I have the Million Dollar Man's entrance music stuck in my head.
  20. @Crystalsmom This/That Pie Graph http://twitpic.com/9x2ck