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DJErnle

  1. I told the bible basher that I hope to go to heaven, but I wasn't sure because I once watched a rated R movie. He looked at me in disgust!!
  2. I'm all about God and religion, but this creepy dude at the park has me worried. He's reading the bible and asking me if I'm going 2 heaven!
  3. Going with 45 mins on the bike, a healthy breakfast, then it's off to the J O B. Gonna be a great day, I'm still buzzing from last night.
  4. Frigging awesome sharing an evening with a musical genius like Morrissey with my 14 yr old daughter. Something I will never forget!
  5. Wifey got sick so Rachel was my date. After the show, the 1st thing she said to me was 'dad, there were some STRANGE people in there'!!
  6. Went 2 bed with 'Your the one for me, Fatty' by the great Morrissey ringing in my ears. What a show!! Awesome. Looked great, sounded better.
  7. 1 word....legend. Nothing else to say. Other than this man is up there with Lennon/McCartney as a songwriter. twitter.com/DJErnle/status…
  8. Would love to be a complete veggie but it's gotta be too hard. I'd miss chicken, turkey, or fish way too much. #meatismurder
  9. In honor of Morrissey tomorrow, I'm eating no meat. It's already been 44 days with no red meat, so I can skip chicken or fish for 1 day.
  10. I feel like I'm 11 again. Peanut butter and jelly on whole wheat toast. So good! Washing it down with a peach yogurt. twitter.com/DJErnle/status…
  11. Not sure what the neighbors thought, but I was outside doing yard work in my whitey tighties at the break of dawn. I gotta be cool.
  12. Going to Trader Joes, I'm craving a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich on whole wheat bread. Is Tina pregnant? Oh, boy.
  13. Dodgers, what can I say? Looking great, best record in MLB, great pitching, and it seems like a new hero every night getting a huge hit.
  14. # @graceislove really fired up 4 the European championships. It's gonna B a great tournament. Final four teams, Spain, ENG, ITA, and Germany
  15. Alright Celtics, your 3-2 up, now kill off the Sixers. Get some rest and get ready 4 whomever is left standing in the war between MIA/Indy.
  16. Starting today, it's solo Morrissey or the Smiths on the iPod. Getting ready for tomorrow night. Should be excellent.
  17. Arrived in the mail today. I'm ready for the best summer soccer tournament ever. 2012 European championship. YES!!! twitter.com/DJErnle/status…
  18. @JMD167 please Cardinals, don't leave LA!! Nice sweep of the reining world chumps, I mean champs. Baby, feeling great about those Blues!!
  19. @KennyWFDLive thanks!No more of you! Please promise. I'll miss your horrible attempts at comedy. Your so pathetic, I just couldn't unfollow.