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DJBlondell

  1. No matter what i try to look like, its always the "homeless" version of the thing. Here's me being a homeles instagr.am/p/LEeqfQxwMF/ about 6 hours ago via Instagram
  2. Ridley Scott's new "Prometheus" Coors commercial really goes to show you something. I dont know what. 6:19 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  3. I wish everyone would scream when they're on the phone. Like really yell loudly. Like this guy right in front of me. 10:18 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  4. Willy Wonka: "Charlie, you sweet, wonderful boy, you did it!" Charlie: "huh?" Willy Wonka: "Oh shut up you little idiot and follow me!" 12:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  5. This rose smelled like a beautiful woman. instagr.am/p/K3MbbsRwA6/ 1:48 PM May 20th via Instagram
  6. @PeanutChews I have a candy review blog - here's my review of Peanut Chews. diabetic-shock.com/2009/05/peanut… 1:13 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  7. Apparently we're havig a silent twitter party behind the real life party. Let me take this moment to say how much someone nearby smells bad. 12:46 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  8. Dee-licious 10:52 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  9. "Kinder Bueno" If real children were as delicious, I'd have several in my freezer." diabetic-shock.com/2012/05/kinder… twitter.com/DJBlondell/sta… 9:56 AM May 19th via web
  10. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/KgEzuexwMb/ 2:18 PM May 11th via Instagram
  11. @HomeDepot i suggest you call the two queens home depots, confirm that both their cutting machines are broken, and fucking fix it. 3:32 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
  12. @HomeDepot seriously, fuck you guys. You CANNOT buy cordless black out shades in the borough of Queens as of this moment. My day wasted. 3:31 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
  13. Question @HomeDepot. Why do you sell black out shades if all the machines to cut them are broken? I walked to both queens stores. You suck. 3:28 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
  14. I forgot about my Ther-Mose. Now its on juice duty. instagr.am/p/KDw5QDRwAu/ 2:26 PM Apr 30th via Instagram
  15. 6.50? Im pleased instagr.am/p/J-UOMYxwCp/ 11:39 AM Apr 28th via Instagram
  16. @thesamereally there's no answer - i just wanted to try it and im unimpressed. 11:51 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to thesamereally
  17. My first nicorette gum experience! instagr.am/p/J5JL1ORwDa/ 11:28 AM Apr 26th via Instagram