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DJApoc

  1. @ATT Maybe you assholes will listen more here when I say STOP SENDING ME JUNK MAIL! I will never be your customer again because you're shit. 10:01 AM May 16th via web
  2. I can too cook! campl.us/juZX 4:03 PM May 15th via Camera+​ on iOS
  3. @DblOSevenDancer How would you describe me? Millionaire music master pimp? Because I don't have that much money... 11:47 AM May 10th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  4. @DblOSevenDancer Also I make good music. 11:43 AM May 10th via web
  5. @DblOSevenDancer Everybody gives me a pass on it because I'm a funny motherfucker. 11:43 AM May 10th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  6. @DblOSevenDancer What's really funny is that I'm actually serious, and an asshole. But since people think I'm kidding, it's funny. 11:36 AM May 10th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  7. @DblOSevenDancer Taco, cooter, vah-jay-jay, hoo-hah, kitten, whatever you call it, be gentle, yet firm. 11:33 AM May 10th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  8. @DblOSevenDancer That may be true, but you should still play with your taco 11:30 AM May 10th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  9. @DblOSevenDancer Maybe some masturbation might calm you down 11:27 AM May 10th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  10. @DblOSevenDancer And you should change all your passwords every few months. Try a utility like LastPass to help keep track. 11:28 AM May 9th via Trillian in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  11. @DblOSevenDancer Change your email password first, then all your accounts. Never use the same password for 2 things. Your number is safe. 11:28 AM May 9th via Trillian in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  12. My new sounds: I Don't Give A Fuck soundcloud.com/dj-apocalypse/… on #SoundCloud 11:54 AM May 8th via SoundCloud
  13. I just ousted Lindsey W. as the mayor of Grand Buffet on @foursquare! 4sq.com/cSYaro 3:50 PM May 7th via foursquare from Grand Buffet, Ormond Beach  
  14. @DblOSevenDancer See, I told you the weed would relax you. 12:16 AM May 7th via Trillian in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  15. @DblOSevenDancer You bet your chocolate-flavored ass. 12:02 AM May 7th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  16. @DblOSevenDancer More time to masturbate. 9:40 AM May 5th via Trillian in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  17. @DblOSevenDancer There is no winning the game. The only winning move is not to play. 11:30 AM May 4th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  18. @SnookiExaminer @Snooki The last thing we need is more demon spawn being born addicted to whatever it is she smokes to be so retarded 11:30 AM May 4th via web in reply to SnookiExaminer
  19. @DblOSevenDancer You're certainly right about that. I do come preinstalled with a sort of blunt honesty... 11:28 AM May 4th via web in reply to DblOSevenDancer
  20. @VaporGodLLC You spam way too much :-( Unfollowing now 9:38 AM May 3rd via web