Profile_bird

Hey there! DIRTYLIFE is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving DIRTYLIFE's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

DIRTYLIFE

  1. had a great time in NYC. but am glad to be home in sunny florida with the wifey and daddies little fat man.
  2. http://twitpic.com/uainy - me and @petewentz at our mangers christmas party. so much fun drinking and playing 'shut the box'
  3. today my JAGS are taking on the COLTS. today we end this perfect streak. time to start tailgating which means RED MEAT on a grill and BEER
  4. it is time for some beer and wings and the some more beer
  5. after making a special sauteed shrimp and scallop meal for the fam i decided to make homemade chocolate chip cookies it must be the red wine
  6. going crazy sitting here. ive watch this dora explorer christmas special 1000 times. i could quote it and sing it as a musical....HELP ME!!!
  7. its kind of hard to buy my son christmas presents when ever commercial that comes on the tv he say thats what i want for christmas.I am lost
  8. so glad GREEN BAY won now my JAGS are up one game on the wild card. go PACKERS.
  9. MY JAGUARS ARE 7-5......thank you @dreftla and your oakland boys for beating those horrible steelers.
  10. @stevencmiller we need to make a fantasy trade i want antonio gates
  11. me and the fam are decorating our christmas tree. its funny all of the ornaments on the tree are 3 ft and lower and i have a nine foot tree.
  12. going to get are christmas tree today...but first we are off to get mexican food at this place called 'OLE'. 2 FOR 1 32oz dos equis amber
  13. whitey tighties or boxer briefs..either or is good for me RT @ARTPENTRY @DIRTYLIFE I'll que up the instant netflix, you bring the underwear.
  14. today feels like one of those days where you just want to sit around in your underwear and watch movies (secretly its chick flicks).
  15. after last night i got the worst case of A.I.D.S....Alcohol, Induced, Dribbly, Shits. bush light + soggy old shrimp = A.I.D.S.
  16. its time for some JAGUAR FOOTBALL. today my 6-4 JAGS take on the 49ers. this is our year. when no one else believed.....I DID. GO JAGS!!!!
  17. wow what a great weekend. it was a non stop eating fest. i ate so much that i forgot i had a twitter. hope everyone had a good thanksgiving
  18. alot of stuff going on over here just saw jesus beat up satan..........well it was on south park so that counts
  19. Dirty Life Inc.'s workin on the Twee-tar, like the keytar or its lessen known brother the guitar. you will be able to tweet from your keytar
  20. note to self: penis + fire + elderly man + gucci handbags = priceless