DGAF_SWAG
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If I had the hair to do it, I'd grow and afro
5 minutes ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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@ not you, my dude. Just other kids who are thirsty for attention.
7 minutes ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
in reply to CRADS
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Why are you sucking the dicks of kids you barely know so hard via twitter? Its annoying and pathetic
8 minutes ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I'm actually in tears at how happy I am to be an American. I'm proud to be a part of this nation.
21 minutes ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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God Dammit, I love America.
22 minutes ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Freedom isn't free. Thank those who gave our country the ultimate sacrifice this weekend, respect and pray for those protecting us now.
23 minutes ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Can't wait to get to Indy and set up shop. Bet the babes'll go nuts for my Bratato Salad. Might be a "show yer beefers for a bowl" situaish?
about 1 hour ago
via web
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Goes to Nickelback concert. Goes to Nickelback concert.
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for iPad
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Tight pants, athletic movements, sweaty men. All at Willow Stream at 5:30 in Buffalo Grove. Ladies, I encourage you to attend and be wowed
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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The second you stop trying, everything starts falling into place. Just go with the flow and everything will work like you want it to
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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You're just caught up in the web of me, don't realize the reason why we never speak is you not me.
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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@ stop, you're gonna inflate my ego!
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
in reply to caitlinjohnso
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el golf wango es updateo.
about 3 hours ago
via web
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it humors me when people think their mighty and powerful because they have a keyboard, but face to face confrontation...
about 3 hours ago
via web
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Kidnaps girl. Liam Neeson's daughter.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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So bummed that there won't be any playoff puck till Wednesday...
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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When I'm strappin on the magnum I aint tryna have kids, hun.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I love grown adults that say "drugs are bad" with a glass of wine/beer/vodka in their hand
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I really want to play baseball today
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Cold Lou Malnatis sausage thin crust pizza just fucked my day up. That was BRUTAL
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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