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DFerrisDayOff

  1. @evnemeth my handiwork, naturally...
  2. Jizzing over the #katespade instagram photos
  3. There are so many great actors in #zodiac including Anthony Edwards!!! #neighbor
  4. The proposal is so underrated- ramon/oscars strip tease to #relax always kills me!!!!!
  5. @mauramclovin you look so gorg Maura!!! And michelle and victi too :)
  6. Critical issue: pretty little liars & dance moms premiere on the same night.. @shesaRANGAsir oh wait dvr is the best invention ever #praise
  7. “@whitegrlproblem: I decided Fifty Shades of Grey is for fat people. #whitegirlproblems” @shesaRANGAsir @kelleyannie #uhohKA
  8. @shesaRANGAsir @kelleyannie mwahahahahaha
  9. DJ STEVIE???? REALLY???? what the actual fuck Emily he's weird as hell #Bachelorette #bullshit
  10. "being with Kermit on stage is extremely cool"-Tony needs to take it down a notch #bachelorette @shesaRANGAsir @kelleyannie @mmcarnival
  11. WOW. People just... Wow. No. Officially digging a hole and living in it forever. Goodbye
  12. Ryan Reynolds and Blake lively in the Westport anthropology??!!!?!?? Wait WHAT
  13. Why does Kingsley in #harrypotter always dress like an African prince...?? #legitimatequestion
  14. Piper loves my @LillyPulitzer gardening tools almost as much as I do!! instagr.am/p/Kxp0WgDtcj/
  15. "oh no. Ohh goddamn it" -Craig on the #rangers loss while drinking gin from the bottle..............
  16. @MiichelleMeoww play me... I'm currently playing "Alaskan Nick" and "fergie-ferg!" #nojokes
  17. @gregd27 next time I pass through flemmington I'll hook ya upp