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DEVOPS_BORAT

  1. 30% of every thing in devops is fucking lie. 4:59 PM May 17th via web
  2. 80% of initiative which are include 1 step forward are also include 2 step back. 4:53 PM May 17th via web
  3. Every thing is 10x in cloud. Especially I/O latency. 4:38 PM May 16th via web
  4. We have lawsuit of 2 big ISP in Kazakhstan and judge is learn how easy is of deploy private cloud on laptop with Vagrant! 1:06 PM May 16th via web
  5. You can able tell junior devops by they are still not learn of manual change on server is overwrite in next 15 minute by Puppet. 9:13 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android
  6. First step for avoid DoS attack is block 127.0.0.1. 2:26 PM May 15th via web
  7. 48% of devops are automate their test. 12% are test their automation. 3% are do both. 1:52 PM May 15th via web
  8. Big Data Analytic is show 80% of devops are on probation for technical debt. 1:39 PM May 15th via web
  9. Main difference of dev and ops is ops are debug exclusive by use print to stdout. 11:16 AM May 15th via web
  10. Famous last word in devops: RTFM. 5:34 PM May 14th via web
  11. In startup we are only accept git push request. 5:26 PM May 14th via web
  12. DevOps remember! For pickup hot date at bar is sufficient of speak JSON. 3:54 PM May 9th via web
  13. If boss is understand task you are working on, you are do DevOps wrong. 2:44 PM May 9th via web
  14. In devops we can only able get shit done if we are move 95% of task to NOTTODO list. 6:01 PM May 8th via web
  15. You know open source product is impossible of use when creator is start consultancy around it. 10:41 AM May 8th via web
  16. In startup we have tenure for all devops is exact 1 year. They have choice of automate themself out of job or get fire. 9:54 AM May 8th via web
  17. In startup we are very busy of explain why we are need Hadoop so we not have time for use Hadoop. 9:37 AM May 8th via web
  18. In startup we have good velocity base on 2 week Waterfall sprint. 8:22 AM May 8th via web
  19. 90% of Big Data of any engineer is in actual small. 4:08 PM May 7th via web
  20. In devops is 9 of 10 problem relate to storage. 11:40 AM May 4th via web
  • Name DevOps Borat
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  • Bio Cultural Learnings of DevOps for Make Benefit Glorious Teams of Devs and Ops.
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