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  1. "And oh god, it's unforgettable, unpredictable, the way our chemicals collide." http://bit.ly/8mmODv (Actually, "A" would be awesome.)
  2. @artetart your recent rebranding caught me unawares!
  3. Jefferson Twilight is right. Matthew Lesko does wear a bad guy costume.
  4. @attackerman "I want these motherfucking angry cobras sent to the motherfucking Helmand Province."
  5. UPDATE: Looks like Neel Kashkari will soon be quitting his Shed Of Sadness: http://bit.ly/5Wbxd9
  6. YAY! Laura Dean is at TAPPED this week! http://bit.ly/809UVQ
  7. When you've left Kashkari's shed, check out new from @lehmannchris: New Rich People Things: Social Distortion http://tinyurl.com/ygmthfu
  8. @poniewozik That email label ("URGENT [TO ME, THOUGH NOT SO MUCH TO YOU].") probably only exists in the universe of THE INVENTION OF LYING.
  9. RT @pareene: Look everyone, I have a thing in New York's 00's Issue! http://bit.ly/68mvn5
  10. Recession era victim Neel Kashkari is building the saddest shed in America, for his feelings to live in. http://bit.ly/69uGaF
  11. "Streets slow down and ice over, dusk comes on and I struggle to stop to stop to stop thinking of you In civil twilight."
  12. There is an animation of Laron Landry biting on that play burned on the back of my retinae, which are apparently Flash-enabled.
  13. @sucka99 That was the year I learned to curse the name Scott Sisson, who was like Voldemort in Charlottesville.
  14. RT @martylala: depends on what they're "seaking out"about.../Yes, I'm thinking of occasions where "John Gosselin is speaking out...etc."
  15. ESPN just said Ga Tech hadn't played in a major bowl in 40 years. Uhm...they won a national championship in 1990. Seems major to me.
  16. RT @Cloooont: @dceiver The BCS screwed my alma mater TCU. Definitely not a fan that they hired Ari Fleischer. / TCU got jacked, def.
  17. If you are hating on the BCS this evening, might I interest you in this? http://bit.ly/4VVSoI
  18. RT @casieplatt: @dceiver now that sounds awful! / Maybe. But you don't LISTEN to a cocktail.
  19. @nicholeaileen Is there an episode where that DOESN'T happen? It's like KNIGHT BOAT: always an estuary, or a canal.
  20. @jamiefriggin Shucks! Thanks so much!