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  1. @jackyan I think they're O.K. Jack, but Shaz has been a bit unsure in the last few weeks.
  2. @Doug1tux1 Maple...I like that...Yeah @RayCarling yer maple's showing, need any glue you pritt?
  3. @raycarling Shut it Ray. What's your private name then? Polo? or Wiggy? Your always wearin' 'em.
  4. @ShazGranger Shaz...no...I mean yes they can...oh no, Ray'll see what you call me now...um I mean as a joke.
  5. I finally convinced Shaz to come an' 'ave a go on 'ere. @ShazGranger Hi Shaz...I like that picture of you...in uniform.
  6. @raycarling I heard the last one you ate was a bit battered. Thought you were only interested in faggots now?
  7. @raycarling People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, I've seen you in the locker room. Just as well you've got long polonecks
  8. @raycarling Hang on Ray, didn't have time to read that...I'll be back in a mo'......won't be long.
  9. @raycarling Well at least I don't wear a wig.
  10. @WhistlingRoger I think the Guv went to see you on your farewell tour in 1978. ;)
  11. @WhistlingRoger Oh, er thanks Mr Whittaker sir, that @RayCarling is asking for trouble disrespecting the Whittmeister.
  12. @raycarling That's not very nice Ray. You're just upset 'cos you didn't win that Burt Reynolds look-alike competition.
  13. @RayCarling Eh Ray, the Guv's looking for you...he doesn't look very 'appy at the moment, you bin playin' his Roger Whittaker LPs?
  14. @RayCarling 'Ere Ray, why do you always wear polonecks?
  15. @lenimandell I go to 'Curl Up and Dye'.
  16. Oooh err...lots of new followers....thanks Boss.
  17. @GeneHunt @RayCarling @AlexDrake I'm so sorry....
  18. Blimey O'Reilly..women love 'em.I'd better watch out or Sahz'll have me YMCAing..don't think me helmet can take it-builder's 'elmet that is.
  19. @raycarling Yopu mean it's for fudge packers?
  20. @RayCarling 'Ere Ray, Shaz & me are goin' up to that new nightclub in town tonight...you comin'?