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DBallinger54

  1. My names Dan Ballinger and I hate all ppl.
  2. @xo_bEbE06 are you going?!?
  3. Having a blast at the pool.
  4. Calling out to the astronaut, i need some of what you got, I need to be high.
  5. Reds game today. First of the yr. I'm a terrible fan.
  6. @jaymebansbach you don't need one, and stop creeping around hospitals late at night. Weirdo. Lol
  7. @jaymebansbach what's fine? And I drank a monster like an hour ago for some reason.
  8. And another thing, I can't stand my Adams apple. It's not big but I think its disgusting and I'm constantly touching it.
  9. @jaymebansbach same. Or I guess its fourth meal for me.
  10. How's your morning going?
  11. These are the questions I ask myself at 1:35 am
  12. So yeah, devil inside totally sucked. Is this the new direction of horror films? Just exorcism flicks? Can't we be more original anymore?
  13. @NickSLachey got another game against the bravest tomorrow ol boy.
  14. Knew it fucking W.
  15. @DatDudeBP what a guy.
  16. Only thing good about American idol is Neil diamond. Hope he wins.
  17. Savage garden I want you, I'm man enough to say it puts a smile on my face and puts me an in instant good mood.
  18. Frustrating when you try to save your phone from sleeping, by quickly sliding your finger across screen a second late.