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DBallinger54

  1. My names Dan Ballinger and I hate all ppl. 22 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @xo_bEbE06 are you going?!? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to xo_bEbE06
  3. Having a blast at the pool. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. Calling out to the astronaut, i need some of what you got, I need to be high. 11:42 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  5. Reds game today. First of the yr. I'm a terrible fan. 7:51 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  6. @jaymebansbach you don't need one, and stop creeping around hospitals late at night. Weirdo. Lol 10:59 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to jaymebansbach
  7. @jaymebansbach what's fine? And I drank a monster like an hour ago for some reason. 10:42 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to jaymebansbach
  8. And another thing, I can't stand my Adams apple. It's not big but I think its disgusting and I'm constantly touching it. 10:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  9. @jaymebansbach same. Or I guess its fourth meal for me. 10:39 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to jaymebansbach
  10. How's your morning going? 10:35 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  11. These are the questions I ask myself at 1:35 am 10:35 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  12. So yeah, devil inside totally sucked. Is this the new direction of horror films? Just exorcism flicks? Can't we be more original anymore? 10:34 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  13. @NickSLachey got another game against the bravest tomorrow ol boy. 7:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to NickSLachey
  14. Knew it fucking W. 7:04 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  15. @DatDudeBP what a guy. 6:19 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  16. Only thing good about American idol is Neil diamond. Hope he wins. 6:06 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  17. Savage garden I want you, I'm man enough to say it puts a smile on my face and puts me an in instant good mood. 5:35 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  18. Frustrating when you try to save your phone from sleeping, by quickly sliding your finger across screen a second late. 4:06 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  • Name Dan
  • Location New Paris, Ohio
  • Bio The airplane flies high (turns left, looks right)
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