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DBEightyFive

10 to 1...I'm too old for this 24 minutes ago via TweetDeck
And we won a total of...f**k all! instagr.am/p/LEL9hOk_cR/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
All I can say is that I do have a bottle! #M62 #OverturnedLorry #LongDelays about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
Seen loads of shorts in the office today but no flip-flops...until now! Flip-flops are definitely not office attire even on dress down days! about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
@queen_uk Don't forget about Osborne! about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Queen_UK
Wife texts husband on a cold day - "Windows frozen". He texts back "Pour lukewarm water over". Reply from wife, "Thanks, PC buggered now". about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
@natttynoo Well, she asked if she could jump too without any prompting or persuasion from me. haha about 11 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to natttynoo
Don't you reckon penny would drop if a wall needed to be removed from house to get you that you were fat? Would for me! ow.ly/b9bDv about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
@natttynoo Yep, both mad...I've wanted to do it for a while, Emma is probably no regretting her request to join me. about 12 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to natttynoo
Annual foray to Primark for cheap rubbish...that place definitely attracts special types of people. about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
@hendo1980 I've always wanted to do it...think Emma is regretting saying she wanted to do it now. haha about 13 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Hendo1980
Myself and @EmmaBriggs11 would like to thank our first sponsors - @natttynoo and @Hendo1980 for our Skydive - thanks very much :-) about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
What a terrific way to see a place! youtube.com/watch?v=xFEN7B… @EmmaBriggs11 haha about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
BBCR1 The good guys dress in black, remember that just in case we ever face to face and make contact. #MIB. #R1GoldenHour about 16 hours ago via web Retweeted by DBEightyFive and 29 others
Men in Black on @BBCR1 - awesome! #thatisall about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
Men in Black 3 out TODAY! YAY!! See if I can persuade @EmmaBriggs11 to go next week. #MiB3 about 17 hours ago via HootSuite
_Snape_ We all know who the stars of Men in Black 3 SHOULD be: twitpic.com/6664d2 about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by DBEightyFive and 1753 others
@ahj Very depressing, makes me want to knot my tie around the work ceiling fan. about 17 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to ahj
Dammit, knew I should've worn shorts today. about 17 hours ago via HootSuite
Never seen the pub so dead!! Literally, we have the entire pub to ourselves. 1:59 PM May 24th via TweetDeck

Name Dan Lees
Location Manchester, UK
Web http://www.danlee...
Bio Support Leicester City, Warrington Wolves & NO Saints. Infiltrated red side of Manchester. Legal IT @ global law firm in Leeds. Commuter! Views are my own.