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DAMIANMASTER

  1. A lifetime drifting in and out of perspicaciousness.
  2. @blackbeardislnd I got my LP last week! Super great record.
  3. @LudicrousArt, I thought you were Trekkie scum?!?? @sophiepenrose, choose this day whom you serve.
  4. @sophiepenrose @ludicrousart No Sophie. The correct answer is, "Impressive. Most impressive."
  5. @sophiepenrose @ludicrousart Of course. I own this tattoo flash. twitter.com/DAMIANMASTER/s…
  6. Brothers. The self-titled final EP. Edition of 200. instagr.am/p/LCK9ouF81T/
  7. Brothers - When I Was Young EP repress. Edition of 26. Available exclusively at our show tomorrow. instagr.am/p/LB5RzIF88N/
  8. Cut 200 j cards by hand for the last Brothers show. Yes, I put myself on the cover. I'm very handsome. instagr.am/p/LB3FxDl868/
  9. @LudicrousArt @sophiepenrose I've been waiting to make an "it's a trap!" joke with Philippe for a while.
  10. @sophiepenrose @LudicrousArt CUZ U SO PRETTY THE WAY GOD MADE YOU?!?!?!? I feel like I'm in a trap!!
  11. I truly hope bands stop reuniting.
  12. @sophiepenrose @LudicrousArt Everyone knows OPI. My mom uses that shit.
  13. Self-interference.
  14. "Here's that dude who always asks us to print megaweird shit." - dudes at the print shop every time I walk through the door.
  15. @AVANT_Records Fuck Facebook, but consider this a tweet of support for AVANT! and Natural Assembly.
  16. I had a dream I was being interviewed about my coffee consumption.
  17. Hitting the skids.
  18. The next person that asks me if I like Louis CK, then tries to convince me I'm wrong and "he's really funny" I will never speak to again.
  19. No one will ever have a better or bigger drum sound than what was achieved on "Sister Havana."