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D1Smurphy

  1. And what was the point of that town rejuvie competition? 12 towns to receive 'summer' hanging baskets. Wow, brand new town. #moneywellspent
  2. Still as sick as a dog (the dog isn't sick, she's eating the fishcakes) in this sun. Oh well, chip butties will help that. #seasideeating
  3. Wow, things are really heating up in Wrestling land... and little of it has anything to do with wrestling! The usual then. #politics
  4. @Kimberley_Kitty the one who's good with a baton and likes roleplay policewoman. You'll have to stop @IanSheridan789 getting her first.
  5. Light lunch of black olives, feta cheese and chorizo, with a bit of balsamic. Might as well finger food it on the run!
  6. Dating show no.2486 appears to start on E4 soon. No surprise from Cilla anymore... #getoutandearnit
  7. @Kimberley_Kitty Karen Gillian is out of the question then?
  8. Be free Scotland! Free willy! I mean Loch Nessy! Be free and leave us in the mess that you had nothing to do with. Where's Mel? #plaidpower
  9. Well if 'free banking' is a 'myth' and going to be changed, my solution is simple- no more banking! I'll be having MY money back now thanks.
  10. Even though I'm most likely to see the torch in Worcester, must have been fun to see the elephants at West Midlands Safari today. #patriotic
  11. Too hot! Thinking I should go out again for a jog, but clueless as to a route. No room for a compass in these joggings. #mapmyass
  12. @DJRedders make sure you don't find King Kong Bundy in that there bed then...
  13. I'm sleeping the wrong way round in bed. Its my life and I do as I please. #fetchthehammer
  14. @MortsQuoteBook great idea! Though can't be just sticking to the one. Mustard, BBQ sauce and worcester sauce.
  15. @coopermatic both my own drinks ideas have already been made- Murphys and Blue Nun. I'm going to make a noodale brand.
  16. @DJRedders unless you find out they're replacing you tomorrow. Then, not so much...
  17. Can't help thinking that if I'd been a different me (a less ill, less busy one) I'd have travelled to the right place today. #brainwashed
  18. So after today, either Morgan or Paxman are in the wrong. So is anything going to be done about it? #whereisthejustice