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CynicalLongkat

  1. Woman in the store with a "Stop Polio Now" shirt on. Did I miss something or does this chick need to update her wardrobe? #FDR 10 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @haggis_lover Benedict Arnold. When he got caught, he said: "Fuck me in the ass." And, the rest is history. 34 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to haggis_lover
  3. #RejectedSportsNicknames O.J. " I Ain't Even Mad" Simpson 37 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  4. Considering opening a Yoga Pants laundering service and calling it "In the Crease". 43 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  5. #ThingsThatInspireMe Dat Ass about 1 hour ago via web
  6. My neighbor Mr.Smith lived in this house from the time I was five. He hurt his hip last month. And his whore instagr.am/p/LGS2iwRUHe/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
  • Name Brent Wallace
  • Location Houston/LA
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio Smartass Writer and actor..Bleeding heart Liberal. #TeamLeo #TeamIDGAF #TeamHoneyBadger #TeamTebow
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