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@daNanner If it's the one I think it is, it's Garrett Morris, one of the original members of Saturday Night Live.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to daNanner
My Evening With David Sedaris: http://tinyurl.com/o2ejhzabout 8 hours ago from web
@redneckmommy I hope it's not like those lame Girls Gone Wild ads where they put silly graphics over the good parts.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to redneckmommy
@redneckmommy So who's in charge of the photo essay? #momroadtripabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to redneckmommy
@BaltimoreGal I miss Insomniac. I loved that show!about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to BaltimoreGal
@TwoBusy Which is worth much, much more than a TiVo.about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TwoBusy
@TwoBusy Dude! Even I have a TiVo! Of course, I wouldn't own one if I hadn't won it, but still.about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TwoBusy
@coolzebras 2,416about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to coolzebras
@DaddysToolbox Thanks!8:21 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to DaddysToolbox
@HipMom Thanks!10:43 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to HipMom
@kittenpieblog I had never heard the term "dick flicks" and just assumed it meant porn.10:42 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to kittenpieblog
@Astrogirl426 I gave you a way to spend your free time today! You should be thanking me!8:57 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to Astrogirl426
@Astrogirl426 They actually had a Pac Man tv show back in the day, so at least in that case they'd have something to go on.7:46 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to Astrogirl426
@babitosdad @Astrogirl426 I think they already made Frogger. Only it was called Falling Down.7:45 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to babitosdad
@Neilochka People still see them. It's just the media isn't reporting it anymore because they're not making movies about them.6:37 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to Neilochka
And speaking of Asteroids, did I mention I saw two aliens yesterday? http://tinyurl.com/kntfy66:31 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
@kittenpieblog But at least those two had some semblance of a plot. Asteroids has nothing.6:10 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to kittenpieblog
@kittenpieblog Well, of course porn has no plot. Don't want anything interfering with the action.6:08 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to kittenpieblog
@marybeth494 Apparently! In addition to remaking every movie ever made, they're also making films based on Candyland and Battleship.6:00 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to marybeth494
@oldsillybear Now that's an idea! But somehow I doubt Hollywood would go for that.5:54 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to oldsillybear

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