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  1. @FoofertheImpala Wait, not only do you live in Vegas, but you have friends too? Why must you mock me so. 8:40 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to FoofertheImpala
  2. @FoofertheImpala Todd's? 8:33 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to FoofertheImpala
  3. I think it is better known as moth balls but I hate being so vulgar. 6:18 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  4. Somebody on this train smells like moth testicles. 6:13 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  5. @thisisnessie my fault. Totally. But how can u not know MC Hawking. Grrrrr 5:42 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to thisisnessie
  6. @thisisnessie that joke would have gone better if you knew who MC Hawking was. :( 5:35 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to thisisnessie
  7. @thisisnessie I can't listen to electronic music. Besides MC Hawking of course. 5:16 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to thisisnessie
  8. RT @hemantmehta: Serious question: Can a doctor who's a Jehovah's Witness perform blood transfusions on others? 4:18 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. @nicki_ Now you HAVE to take a pic :) 5:53 PM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to nicki_
  10. @brownsugawoman Contacts are horrible. But they're still better than glasses. 5:25 PM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to brownsugawoman
  11. @ChinaBlue79 new profile pic! New profile pic! Looks good. 1:50 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to ChinaBlue79
  12. I'm fairly certain that the problem was my blog was some php problem in my old theme. 11:13 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  13. @nicki_ Pictures! 11:12 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to nicki_
  14. @thisisnessie But isn't peach a compromise between orange and yellow? 4:17 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to thisisnessie
  15. @DanielFlorien fear not. I envy the next few weeks of your tv viewing. 2:27 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck in reply to DanielFlorien
  16. @VladtheImpala Thanks. Much better due to rest, soup and pseudoephedrine hydrochloride. 9:59 AM Nov 18th from Seesmic in reply to VladtheImpala
  17. Bad Ideas I've had today: Testing the water with my finger to see if it's hot enough for my tea. Yep. It's hot enough. OWWWWWWWWWWWW 9:44 AM Nov 18th from Seesmic
  18. @curlycomedy Too late. It was deeee licious. 7:40 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to curlycomedy
  19. @DanielFlorien white is a color, all the colors actually, while black is not. Or so says the spectrometers. 5:04 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to DanielFlorien
  20. Is it wrong to celebrate World Diabetes Day by eating chocolate cake? 4:30 PM Nov 14th from web