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@thisisnessie Atheism is still great near the end. Who wants to worry about being judged cuz they ate meat on a friday once?8:20 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to thisisnessie
Does Debbie Rowe get control of Palin's kids now or am I confusing my news again?8:05 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl
@aliceinthewater Friday news dump on a holiday weekend during the Michael Jackson news storm.7:56 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl in reply to aliceinthewater
I'm really in the mood for a plethora.7:53 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl
@aliceinthewater She got knocked up by A-Rod?7:51 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl in reply to aliceinthewater
@dgeb I'm not officially back. I'm staying away from the net. This tweet doesn't count.7:27 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to dgeb
@DanielFlorien But you know there's something big. Like she's been impregnated by A-Rod. She's not abdicating the throne this easy.7:09 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl in reply to DanielFlorien
Having a good vacation and then Palin has to ruin it by forcing me to read a news site.6:59 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl
The Hangover was actually... funny. Really funny. Thanks to @curlycomedy for the recommend.1:48 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl
@aliceinthewater never apologize when it comes to cat photos.8:04 PM Jul 2nd from twhirl in reply to aliceinthewater
@chescaleigh Congrats on the move and good luck in the big apple!6:24 PM Jul 2nd from twhirl in reply to chescaleigh
@FoofertheImpala We miss Vegas! We'll get there soon.5:02 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to FoofertheImpala
Home at last! 8 hours of driving with about 7.8 of those hours driving through Connecticut5:01 PM Jul 2nd from web
@The_Critic What do u think put me in that dilemma to begin with?1:55 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
@flamingatheist found one. Was getting desperate though.1:32 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
Connecticut. The we don't believe in rest areas state.1:22 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
Connecticut. The bumper to bumper traffic state.1:16 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
@AnaliFirst Good afternoon.12:13 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
2 bucks in a candy machine and my m&m s came out as sour skittles. urge to kill rising...11:05 AM Jul 2nd from mobile web
Quick pit stop for gas and an overpriced lukewarm whopper meal and we're off.9:13 AM Jul 2nd from mobile web

Name Chris D
Location Cambridge, MA
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Bio Preparing for the Robot Apocalypse

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