CydeWeys
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On this, the 24th year of my life, I finally learned how to properly tie my shoelaces:
about 17 hours ago
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Finished To The Lighthouse last night, now onto Ulysses. I've kind of been putting this one off.
about 22 hours ago
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RT @: How do social conservatives ever get to sleep with all those monsters under their beds?
8:44 PM Nov 21st
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@ Yeah, but "tortured" has added connotations of degradation too, but we still use it as a figure of speech all the time as well.
8:28 PM Nov 21st
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@ So if it's okay to joke about / use metaphors with any in the "ultra bad" group, it should be okay for all. Rape is not special.
8:23 PM Nov 21st
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@ I think I see your point. Rape is not of a completely different category than, say, murder, torture, etc.
8:23 PM Nov 21st
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RT @: People who don't believe in evolution really shouldn't be allowed to get flu shots.
7:55 AM Nov 21st
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@ Don't forget Festivus!
10:24 PM Nov 19th
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Uh-oh, @ is following me. Now I have 72 hours to recruit ten assassins or they send the ninjas after me.
9:02 PM Nov 19th
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Just found all the money left over from my trip to Spain in June. 16 Euro cents in total.
8:44 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
2:15 PM Nov 19th
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@ Nah, I don't think New Moon will be that huge. Keep in mind its addressable audience is rather limited (51% at max).
2:00 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN funded the development and deployment of speed cameras - nationwide. @
1:39 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN did the CGI for Jar-Jar Binks and gave acting lessons to Jake Lloyd. @
1:36 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN towed an iceberg from the Arctic in 1912, and the rest is history.
1:34 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN gave Britney Spears advice on how to dress more like a ho.
1:10 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN members go into music stores and play terrible renditions of Stairway to Heaven.
12:42 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN shot Archduke Ferdinand.
12:40 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN engineered the controlled demolition of the Slim-Jim factory.
12:36 PM Nov 19th
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ACORN removed dedicated server support from Modern Warfare 2.
12:34 PM Nov 19th
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- Name Cyde Weys
- Location Silver Spring, MD
- Web http://www.cydewe...
- Bio Programmer. Writer. Empiricist. Ham. Lover of spicy foods. A fan of trying to fit as much funny into 140 characters as possible.
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