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  1. hmmm. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  2. "And that's just it, Doc, my mind has always been my Achilles' heel!" The Tick
  3. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
  4. "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant".
  5. “Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.” Bill Cosby
  6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak ~AUU
  7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. ~AU
  8. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~Phyllis Diller
  9. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
  10. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
  11. Something to think about for your next meal: During your lifetime you will eat about the weight of 6 fullgrown elephants.
  12. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  13. I know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions
  14. Son if you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
  15. Just for fun, play circus music while you're on twitter. Its like you're in the freak show tent waiting for the bearded lady!
  16. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  17. In the Dark Ages they had guillotines & stretch racks. Today, we have a more effective torture device called the bathroom scale
  18. Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33... she'd be an anorexic with breast implants
  19. We're living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ~ Alfred Newman
  20. Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.