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  1. What do you call a fart noise that is inside your body? Like when your stomach makes a fart noise but you know nothing came out of your butt 4:46 PM Nov 27th from Spaz
  2. I like the comfort of a warm toilet seat. It reminds me that we are all in this together. It's like a hug a stranger, except with your ass. 3:20 PM Nov 24th from Spaz
  3. Double flush at the industrial strength toilet at work. That is how you know you are doing it right. T3 12:07 PM Nov 20th from Spaz
  4. I am trying to figure out how all of the food I ate ended up turning into grapefruit sized brown rocks that are ripping my ass in two. T2 1:52 PM Nov 18th from Spaz
  5. I just ate a 1 pound burger. Just what I needed to get this smelly shit out. My farts were making my eyes water. T4 8:32 PM Nov 16th from Spaz
  6. Some one climbed up and peered over the stall today to see what I was doing. It's strange I was not alarmed even before I knew it was Nick. 3:24 PM Nov 13th from Spaz
  7. I love leaving shit streaks in the toilet. I like to think of it as battle damage. T2 12:23 PM Nov 9th from Spaz
  8. I am love my house. I remember the junkyard. Flies landing right on my butthole to get the freshest shit. Can't swat them down there. T1 8:20 PM Nov 7th from Spaz
  9. Fucking motion lights turned off again. I think it's on a 15 minute timer. I sure do shit for a long time. T2-T4 as time progressed. 10:55 AM Nov 6th from Spaz
  10. I am depressed. There were about 10 people that came in to the bathroom and I couldn't out shit them. I was blown away every time. T5 2:39 PM Nov 3rd from Spaz
  11. Nikki opened the door to the truck stop bathroom and yelled "Did you say coffee or vanilla?" I yelled back, "Coffee!" from my stall. T5 8:13 PM Nov 1st from Spaz
  12. I am at Sea World pooping. The fan in here is as loud as a jet. Had to push extra hard to make my presence known. T4 12:19 PM Nov 1st from Spaz
  13. Why doesn't Type 5 have a "passed difficultly" setting? That is what I am having. 4:16 PM Oct 29th from Twee
  14. RT @_Velouria_: http://bit.ly/dLiD9 (thanks Laura. I will start incorperating this.) 4:14 PM Oct 29th from Twee
  15. Blasting some ass before I head out on the road. I don't want the uncertainty of not knowing where the next dump station is. 4:04 PM Oct 29th from Spaz
  16. I thought I should add, someone walked in and then quickly left without using the bathroom. Victory! 11:55 AM Oct 28th from Spaz
  17. It has been a while since I last sprinted to a toilet. The initial blast echoed on the walls. The force nearly cracked the porcelain in two. 11:52 AM Oct 28th from Spaz
  18. I caught the eye of a man in the bathroom. He looked away quickly. He knew I meant business and it wasn't going to be pretty. 10:38 AM Oct 26th from Twee
  19. At a friends house dumping. Judging by the toilet size, I know I will clog it. I must flush after every wave of the shit storm. 1:00 PM Oct 25th from Spaz
  20. Some people worry about a clean toilet seat. I don't. I figure that nothing on that seat can be worse than what's coming out of my ass. 12:35 PM Oct 23rd from Spaz