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Cutlerish

  1. @TerryBain Maybe I should have told him: "If you can inspire me using only Leviticus, I'll give you a cookie." 6:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to TerryBain
  2. Door-to-Door Evangelist: Do you have time today to be inspired by the bible? Me: Well, I'm Jewish, so maybe only half of it. 6:36 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  3. You have nothing to fear except fear itself… and the corn lobby. 6:33 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  4. Money is no object. Unless you plan to spend any of mine. 7:57 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  5. My wife: "You just don't want to acknowledge the truth of your seven-buttedness." 8:10 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  6. I named my tape measure 'Hubris' so I could extend it to any length, hold it up and exclaim "THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF HUBRIS". 3:33 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android
  7. @wwwesty It's phabulous. 8:28 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android in reply to wwwesty
  8. I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you all that you have tiny baby phones. 8:15 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android
  9. My mom tells me she wants to read 35 Degrees of Grey. 6:44 AM May 15th via Twitter for Android
  10. @partypants Asian genes tend to dominate, so it'll be more the wife's replicant than mine. Fine by me, as she is prettier. 9:07 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android in reply to partypants
  11. @partypants I plan to buy robot nannies made of gold. Also, when did you and our "nappies" get off the boat after your hop across the pond? 9:01 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android in reply to partypants
  12. @partypants I'm supposed to be clicking on all those links you keep tossing around tonight? That smacks of effort. 8:56 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android in reply to partypants
  13. "Ask not what your country can do for you." --GOP 8:50 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  14. I just set my Android's default font to Helvetica and all is right in the world. 8:46 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  15. I think I was supposed to have been born in Stars Hollow, Connecticut. 11:08 AM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  16. I'm so close to a thousand followers, which would be a big statement if I haven't been this close going on a year now. 6:01 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android