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  1. Paula Poundstone
    paulapoundstoneI'm trying to live among my cats as one of them to see if it makes me happier. Today we're putting stuff under the refrigerator.
  2. Paula Poundstone
    paulapoundstoneI'm in the process of accepting how little I'm going to get done today.
  3. Weird Ralph
    weirdralphSometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where did I go wrong." Then a voice says to me, "This may take a while."
  4. Adam Koford
    apeladI am the biggest fan of hyperbole in the whole entire universe.
  5. Gareth Horton
    aristippus303@NeilRaden I aim to please, but usually miss.
  6. 0101011
    GSouderWorld peace? We can't even get through a 4 way stop sign with out someone getting testy.
  7. Jason Verwey
    TheVerveDude, I've wasted more potential than you'll ever have!
  8. Amber Benson
    amber_benson@DrLawyercop I pretend pretty hard.
  9. Lance Walter
    lancewalter@bitterer I told my 5-year old at xmas that her uncle jonathan was a lawyer. she said "he's a LIAR?" I said "there's more to it than that."
  10. Dave Land
    dlandWhy I suck at Social Media: I just don't really care about other people that much.
  11. Ticklish Junk
    tjCan you imagine if Jobs did a version of "Fantasy Island"? People would get off the plane, tell him their dream, and he'd mock them & say no
  12. Shawn
    witAny sufficiently advanced advertising is indistinguishable from content.
  13. Curt Monash
    CurtMonash@emoltzen I resolved not to make or keep any resolutions. It's a bit Goedelian, but it works for me.
  14. Joshua Green Allen
    firelandWell actually the difference between Helvetica and Arial is pretty glaring if you oh my god this is why I haven't had sex in twenty months.
  15. Julia Allison
    juliaallisonSometimes I'll wear comfortable shoes and clothes and I'll think: "Wow, this is AMAZING. This must be what men feel like ALL THE TIME."
  16. Adriana DeLeo
    adrianadeleoIn my next life, I want to be me, but a younger version. So I can repeat the same mistakes but do them more fashionably. ;-)
  17. Jeremy Tanner
    PenguinOH: I finally found myself, it was very disappointing.
  18. Laura Fitton
    PistachioI am a walking heat sink. I want to be exothermic in my next lifetime. I will probably regret saying that when menopause hits, but, whatev.
  19. Curt Monash
    CurtMonash@status_girl To be completely thorough, we may have to acknowledge the possibility -- however unlikely -- that *I'm* the one who's unusual.
  20. Curt Monash
    CurtMonash@tombreeves Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Cyrano's dead/ So you'll have to make do.