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"We're beginning to... to... mean something?" – Laughs.5:44 AM Nov 16thfrom web
... okay. So turns out you can't smash couch potatoes with your incredible abs of power... but I inferred that real men can do this.1:39 AM Oct 30thfrom web
What kind of brain hemorrhoid falls for that advertising? Seriously?1:32 AM Oct 30thfrom web
"AcaiForce is for dudes who want to look like real men!" So you can smash couch potatoes with your incredible abs of power! Seriously?1:28 AM Oct 30thfrom web
@whiskylive How much are the tickets to the Festival this year? I was looking for the cost online and then I broke your website. Sorry.10:25 AM Oct 22ndfrom web
#BeatCancer... A disease that's ruined innumerable families reduced to a hashtag. Awesome.9:34 AM Oct 18thfrom web
Matt: Emotionally you're a spoon. Me: Just because I prefer not being friends with people? Matt: Yes. Me: Oh.9:19 AM Oct 18thfrom web
@SimoneBiz Yip. Weather day after is awesome. But jumping in the rain was kewl. #Jo'burgDay Woot! cept for the guy peeing against the fence.3:41 AM Oct 18thfrom web
Apparently cats can drink around crushed antibiotics in their milk.5:11 AM Oct 13thfrom web
Sifting through search items like "carbo-verload" and "cardio combo" for info on local celeb cars. Bother.8:31 AM Oct 12thfrom web
Mantel won the Booker. Which makes me sad for Coetzee. Not because I like Summertime, but wd've bn awesome for SAn to win Booker hat-trick.4:09 AM Oct 7thfrom web