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  1. Of all the roundish fruit to use to represent breasts, pineapple seems like a crummy one. http://pic.gd/f9e51a 17 minutes ago from UberTwitter
  2. Watching the news last night I honestly thought, "Man, the kids really like this Twilight stuff." Officially out-of-the-loop on this one. 8:46 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. Nothing like a catchy title. Right "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans?" 8:37 AM Nov 20th from web
  4. Do the people who made the film "Brothers" actually think this is something people will want to see? 15 shades of anti-fun. 8:21 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. "Big news tonight in the war on dope and the dopes who sell it." Thanks Jack Atherton. 8:04 PM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  6. Wait, they sparkle? That is verrry silly. 5:17 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. Watching Rob Pattinson greet fans on the Today Show, I'm left wondering where the "Wooo-look-a-celebrity!" banshee yowl came from. 5:06 AM Nov 19th from web
  8. RT @kendallbruns: http://earthquakesmusic.com/ 8:00 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. Who wants to talk theoretical physics?!? 6:29 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. Say what you will about him, but Reagan did indirectly leave behind a solid cultural legacy. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gf94h 6:49 AM Nov 16th from Blip.fm
  11. Saddest childhood development toy ever... http://pic.gd/72672f 1:46 PM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  12. What's your favorite thing about the shore? http://bit.ly/dfSFY Nothing, absolutely nothing... 4:57 AM Nov 12th from web
  13. Listening to INXS's "Kick" while I get things done makes life feel a '80s "getting-it-done" montage. 6:39 AM Nov 11th from web
  14. I was wrong, Fleetwood Mac's album "Tango in the Night" is an overproduced 80's AOR classic. 5:52 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. Why, when discussing parallel universes, do scientists ALWAYS reference Elvis being alive in some? Does the world really need him that much? 5:57 AM Nov 9th from web
  16. Just in case you were still worried, NASA has you covered: http://tinyurl.com/ykq52uw Thanks guys! Roland Emmerich really had me convinced! 5:50 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. @naz060 never! That's sissy stuff! 12:25 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter in reply to naz060
  18. The mandolin decided to swap waffle cut carrots for waffle cut finger. http://pic.gd/175a2b 11:47 AM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  19. Avoid having a mold problem in your house. It is the paragon of an ordeal. Thankfully it ends today. 6:21 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. @dojogelato present contextual message aside, you just mashed play on my Specials button. http://tinyurl.com/cxt5lq Looks like a 2tone day. 4:42 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to dojogelato