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  1. Wondering if silicone sealant works on shoes. Squelch squelch.
  2. Shouldn't have listened to Nellie the Elephant in the library.
  3. Too hot. Only free seat in the library is one next to one of those stupidly old and massive radiators with no thermostat.
  4. Joined my local library. Unfortunately not The Dick Institute: Adult Lending Library.
  5. Cooking: scattering the ingredients around the kitchen in the hope that some land in the pan.
  6. must turn heating down...so sleepy
  7. @weelynnabelle am particularly impressed that I have managed to colour coordinate everything: matching folders and ink is where it's at.
  8. Too many students have iPhones.
  9. wishing I hadn't been distracted by cleverly organising my workload for the past two hours instead of actually just doing it.
  10. Just found In The Thick Of It. Brilliant. Where have I been?
  11. One curry, one bottle of coke and six rennies later: the world is a better place.
  12. "lennoxtown's burning, lennoxtown's burning, draw nearer, draw nearer"
  13. Ah crap, did I lock the car?
  14. Left later, drove at the speed limit ( as I always do) and still I am stupidly early. What is happening to me?!
  15. Dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze
  16. Found place that makes perfect takeaway tea. Took nearly 48 hours, not great.
  17. Things that happen when you become a Johnston: 1- you get hangovers; 2- you can't stand the heat; and 3- your shower leaks.
  18. His and hers http://yfrog.com/0oa4fj
  19. dum dee dum dee dum dee dum
  20. "oh mommy what's a sex pistol". Maybe listening to iPhone in work was not such a good idea. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooo