Profile_bird

Hey there! Crystalsmom is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Crystalsmom's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Crystalsmom

  1. @escapetochengdu My father died @ work, he was a logger. Logging & fishing indstry are dangerous but have fewer total employees than constr. about 1 hour ago from Swift
  2. @escapetochengdu To be fair, you would have to compare % of deaths/workers in any given field. There are a LOT of construction workers. about 1 hour ago from Swift in reply to escapetochengdu
  3. You know the whole "world ends Dec 2012" drama? Well yesterday @ work I noticed my date stamper ends on 2012, too! Coincidence? I think not! about 1 hour ago from Swift
  4. Dear Fog, Enough already! I've forgotten how the sun looks/feels! about 1 hour ago from Swift
  5. @alixtron get some of that spray with enzymes that eat the poo... saturate your carpet, it really works to get rid of the odor! It's amazing about 2 hours ago from Swift in reply to alixtron
  6. @alixtron you may need to get a large crate for him until this pasases, for the sake of your carpet & your sanity... about 2 hours ago from Swift in reply to alixtron
  7. @SarahKSilverman re:boogeyman that was just pure evil, Sarah! about 2 hours ago from Swift in reply to SarahKSilverman
  8. Dear Birds, beware...The Sacramento International Airport has been authorized to "take lethal action" against you & will "use deadly force". about 11 hours ago from Swift
  9. @xtalcase pretty! about 13 hours ago from Swift in reply to xtalcase
  10. @xtalcase that's impressive! about 13 hours ago from Swift in reply to xtalcase
  11. @xtalcase what goes inside a vegan enchilada? about 13 hours ago from Swift in reply to xtalcase
  12. Bleh! "BAD, @sunshynegrll , bad!" *me whacking you with a rolled up newspaper* about 13 hours ago from Swift
  13. @aaronmlane hahahaha! THAT is hilarious! & probably my best bet! about 13 hours ago from Swift in reply to aaronmlane
  14. Reading the caloric content on the can of Planter's Mixed Nuts, I just murmured: Oh, shit! I need to start measuring my nuts! about 13 hours ago from Swift
  15. @aaronmlane that's why I gave up a long time ago. Fuck it. I KNOW I have bad judgement in the selection-of-mate department. Game over. about 13 hours ago from Swift in reply to aaronmlane
  16. @xtalcase Go YOU!! about 13 hours ago from Swift in reply to xtalcase
  17. I LOVE Jim, he's so adorable & funny & smart, yet I've always ended up with Roy. FML about 14 hours ago from Swift
  18. @writegrrrl WIN! & if the Kings win, then DOUBLE-WIN!! about 14 hours ago from Swift in reply to writegrrrl
  19. @robhuebel I bet if you offered up 1 of each as pay for their servitude you'd have 'em lining up @ your camp & fighting for a position! about 14 hours ago from Swift in reply to robhuebel
  20. @alixtron NOW you're a dog owner. ;-) about 14 hours ago from Swift in reply to alixtron