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CrystalPisCrazy

It's bad enough to be out in public w/ your pjs on a 90 degree day but u have on fur bedroom shoes too? #fashionpolice about 8 hours ago via txt
"@RickeySmiley: Did u hear.. @SpecialK913 said..potential reality show..."We Just Some Hoes"?? Listen: buff.ly/JzwV55" You lyin to me? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
CornelWest This election is becoming one of the nastiest, ugliest & one of the most racist campaigns for president in US history. ow.ly/ba2SV about 9 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by CrystalPisCrazy and 344 others
@RealDlHughley Be careful at @Goodnights bcuz some of ur female followers would love 2 have #Goodmornings w/ u. Lol about 12 hours ago via txt
"@comicmarkgreg: @RahnHortman Uh.... o_O Uh oh. He went there. At least you're tall enough to not be in the "braidee" region lol about 15 hours ago via txt
"@comicmarkgreg: @RahnHortman Uh.....about that growing up part... o_O Uh oh. He went there. At least you're tall enough to not be in th ... about 15 hours ago via txt
@RahnHortman I'm good trying to grow up and be funny like you. about 16 hours ago via txt
@HoneyNectar17 I don't know where mine is either. #shameful about 17 hours ago via txt
I hate when I can't find something I'm looking for that's important and needed. #Ugh about 17 hours ago via txt
"@davellscomedy: we gone give u a flute solo right when the shout'n music starts!" I can't blow and run at the same time. Lol about 18 hours ago via txt
"@davellscomedy: @rahnhortman played the keyboard for Jesus today...wuz goin on wit u" I'm bringing my flute next time. :-) about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@MsNikkiGiovanni Umm I just watched the finale and the cat suit had ummm....well....ummm more sequins than my birthday dress. =-O 7:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@shine_time :-) 7:32 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to shine_time
@CarolTowns Muy loco! Lol :-P 5:47 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to CarolTowns
@HoneyNectar17 Great minds think alike. :-) 5:30 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to HoneyNectar17
YES! I got me some Super Nachos from El Zocalo in #Mexicantown #muybueno 5:25 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@shine_time Lol. But I still love you though. :-) 5:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to shine_time
@shine_time Drugs are a powerful thing. Lol #saynotocrack 5:16 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to shine_time
@Splitnimage That'll work :-) 5:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to Splitnimage
@Splitnimage Or we could reschedule for the weekend. It's up to you all. 4:53 PM May 24th via txt

Name Crystal P.
Location Corner of Crazy & Foolish Rds
Web http://www.crysta...
Bio Comedienne, Actress, Singer, BELIEVER. The purpose of my life is to live a life of purpose!