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CrysPalmer

  1. You are a big suck on a sour lemon 1:10 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. My head feels like its stuck in a fish bowl and my face feels like its sliding off... Fuck allergies and fuck this rain. 6:06 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @njharbin_23 good luck, buddy! You'll kill it. :) 7:11 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to njharbin_23
  4. I'm pretty sure there are bullfrogs having sex in my backyard right now. At least, I hope those are bullfrogs... 5:39 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Thanks, song, for completely punching my heart in the throat. 2:42 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. PS I can only imagine dry humping with a sunburn would really hurt 2:22 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Sunburnt. Salty skin. Exhausted. Bliss. 2:22 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @mumbleB totally legit. I miss you. 5:45 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mumbleB
  9. I'm just going to justify eating this entire block of cheese with the fact I spent 2 hours at he gym on a Friday night. Shut up. 5:43 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I love starting my day with shots of alka seltzer cold and sinus. 5:02 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Lesson learned this weekend: do not share a hotel room with your parents if there's a chance you'll do something you could never live down. 6:10 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Random text message girl from Saturday night found me on Facebook........ And, no. 6:07 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @rachaelnicole I'm going to hurt you. 6:07 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rachaelnicole
  14. Thinking I should consider shaving my legs before the gym tomorrow. This single life is tough. 3:03 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. This whole not having a debit card thing is a great way to save money. 1:46 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @IEATSMALLPEOPLE you never ever say that to a lesbian. Personalizing anything on your phone for another girl means commitment. ;) 1:43 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IEATSMALLPEOPLE
  17. Met a girl last night. She hasn't stopped texting me, and seems nice. Only problem is, I have no recollection of what she looks like. 1:06 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. From Chicago to Canada in the last week... I'm exhausted. 12:17 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. You know it was a good night when you wake up and question the name of one of your messages.. I can't remember if Tanika is cute or not. 4:13 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone