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  1. You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
  2. Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
  3. Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
  4. I found great software to increase pc speed . It scans for errors and fix them, also optimizes registry.Get it at http://tinyurl.com/mgm442
  5. He's got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed.
  6. Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
  7. Despite what the cartoonists make him look like, Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large waste."
  8. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
  9. A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
  10. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
  11. Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.
  12. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
  13. Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
  14. I found great software to increase pc speed . It scans for errors and fix them, also optimizes registry.Get it at http://tinyurl.com/mgm442
  15. Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop.
  16. The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
  17. Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
  18. Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.
  19. Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach.
  20. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.