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CroweJam

Bunnydurden Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day. 2:27 PM Apr 30th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by CroweJam and 119 others
BellaRae_ Everyone's talking about their bucket list... while I'm still working on a pot to pee in. 7:21 PM Dec 2nd, 2011 via Favstar.FM Retweeted by CroweJam and 50 others
Steve Buscemi is proof that Don Knotts banged a cat. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
Schmoodles I'M DRUNKER THAN STEVE BUSCEMI'S DENTIST!!! about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by CroweJam and 59 others
silent_musings In thirty minutes all pipe dreams will be clogged until further notice. 9:00 AM May 23rd via UberSocial for Android Retweeted by CroweJam and 25 others
hipchkk You may not be a poet, but don't be a parrot. Just find and use your own unique voice, or please...just keep on scrolling. 12:10 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by CroweJam and 28 others
slyoung5 Necessity is the mother of sex toys. 5:59 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by CroweJam and 31 others
Losephine One cannot turn on creativity like a faucet, u have to lie in a dark room and dread life one day at a time for the stuff of revelation. 6:52 AM Jul 30th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by CroweJam and 13 others
Lisa_Laughs_ If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. 9:35 AM Nov 28th, 2011 via web Retweeted by CroweJam and 125 others
Lisabug74 I successfully cleared a path from the front door to the TV. Now I can watch Hoarders. 9:44 AM Jan 7th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CroweJam and 199 others
beingtheo Instead of saying over 1/3 of the US population is obese, I prefer saying over 72 million people are living large. 5:04 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by CroweJam and 16 others
BDGarp I never listen to voicemail that starts with “We need to talk.” I just called my girlfriend. She said we broke up three years go. 5:11 PM May 24th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by CroweJam and 22 others
"That Steve Buscemi is a good looking guy." - John Waters 12:45 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
LilyTrail Sometimes my only strategy is to be as vague as possible. 12:34 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CroweJam and 6 others
Thanks for the trophy, @sweetDEVILbitch - y'all check her out. She's a tweasure! #FF 11:55 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
Crowetoons Mood in the newsroom: Grim and barin' it. bit.ly/Mugitk 11:45 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by CroweJam and 5 others
Y'all need to follow @PoorEvelyn - get in now before her stock price shoots thru the roof. 4:15 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
PoorEvelyn I'd be a great motivational speaker if I could do it from my couch. 3:14 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by CroweJam and 19 others
Where I come from, "stock options" is a farm animal dating site. 12:50 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
DosieDoe A woman’s perfect breakfast: 1) Son on box of Wheaties. 2) Pool Boy on a package of Bacon. 3) Husband on the back of a milk carton. 11:52 AM May 23rd via Favstar.FM Retweeted by CroweJam and 45 others

Name JD Crowe
Location Alabama Gulf Coast
Web http://bit.ly/cb2FS0
Bio A cartoonist should be obscene and not heard. http://www.facebook.com/CroweToons You can also follow me at @crowetoons