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  1. A rainy day at Seaworld with the grandparents in San Antonio, TX http://loopt.us/eIYAgw.t
  2. Aar in San Antonio, TX http://loopt.us/ZeH8XA.t
  3. in Marble Falls, TX http://loopt.us/S_wrTg.t
  4. Hideki Matsui = MVP
  5. Yep, I'm the parent at the end of your driveway, face in my iPhone while my kid takes your candy
  6. There's a costume party at our office. People are INTO it. Sounds fun until I remember I'm 39
  7. @technosailor Wouldn't it be just as easy to pain tire-tracks across your body? That's virtually the same as a Redskins jersey
  8. THIS is Why those Damn Princesses Scare the Bejesus Out of Me: I've mentioned my deep distrust of Disney--and i.. http://bit.ly/4AOvTy
  9. I finally tracked down Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Mints. Turns out they taste like smoked armpit. http://bit.ly/4okhTf
  10. They should block @flickchart from my computer. Faaaar too distracting for me
  11. @Mom101 You mean they'll pay your fare on the 2 train?
  12. Does anyone know who designs immersive offline games, like underground guerilla type stuff?
  13. I challenge any chef on earth to devise a better food than nachos
  14. RT @DadGoneMad: Bros before hos. @petcobra @dadcentric @whithonea @rayke @robhuebel @sween @ilovegas @newbornidentity @poopandboogies #FF
  15. RT @syfy I'm giving away a very rare Battlestar Galactica sling bag to a random person who RTs this note by noon ET 10/26.
  16. This homeowner stuff...how do you guys do it? I'm out of my league: http://bit.ly/26D1vd
  17. Like a Kelsey Grammar Show, And Unfortunately Just as Funny: Apparently you forget a few things when you live i.. http://bit.ly/2UTaod
  18. @SeaHawk59 Congratulations! So much for resting on your bye week!
  19. @alisamleo I absolutely love that that you are cool as a cucumber until someone threatens net neutrality. You're their Sigourney Weaver
  20. @alisamleo I absolutely love that that you are cool as a cucumber until someone threatens net neutrality. You're their Sigourney Weaver