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  1. It's very satisfying to return overpriced HDMI cables at Best Buy. Addition via subtraction, I guess
  2. I favorited a YouTube video -- An anthropological introduction to YouTube http://bit.ly/jD5Dp
  3. Is there nothing in life that cannot be improved by adding more butter?
  4. @iamkory so good...jealous you're watching it
  5. C'mon Zags! You can still win this!
  6. I seem to be betting a lot of my future health on resveratol
  7. My wife just thanked me for the surprise party I planned for her. Problem is that it's in three weeks. So much for that surprise...
  8. I just nominated Flickchart for the Best Time Sink Application Crunchie! Nominate here: http://bit.ly/cuf1D #crunchies
  9. "Death of a Tuna": An aria on my wife's cooking. Heartbreaking
  10. I just thought of something more pathetic. Me trying to make her feel better. Useless
  11. Jesus, is there nothing more pathetic than a sick 4 year old? Heartbreaking, except for the irrationality. Or are they hallucinations?
  12. @technosailor I should get your gamertag so I can beat you at that, too
  13. RT @technosailor: ROFL.... Best Resume Ever. #dndhumor http://bit.ly/1Ljd43
  14. Can you smell the stink I'm cookin'?
  15. @theGoatandTater @mrbigdubya helpful tip: don't casually dump excess pipe water into the sink you're repairing. Those pipes had a purpose...
  16. Tonight I'm a plumber. And apparently a poor one, based on the growing pool in the floor
  17. @QueenofSpain @technosailor equal in boob size is not as important, correct?
  18. A rainy day at Seaworld with the grandparents in San Antonio, TX http://loopt.us/eIYAgw.t
  19. Aar in San Antonio, TX http://loopt.us/ZeH8XA.t
  20. in Marble Falls, TX http://loopt.us/S_wrTg.t