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It's very satisfying to return overpriced HDMI cables at Best Buy. Addition via subtraction, I guess12:52 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
My wife just thanked me for the surprise party I planned for her. Problem is that it's in three weeks. So much for that surprise...1:20 PM Nov 14thfrom TweetDeck
"Death of a Tuna": An aria on my wife's cooking. Heartbreaking6:47 PM Nov 13thfrom web
I just thought of something more pathetic. Me trying to make her feel better. Useless6:33 PM Nov 12thfrom Tweetie
Jesus, is there nothing more pathetic than a sick 4 year old? Heartbreaking, except for the irrationality. Or are they hallucinations?6:06 PM Nov 12thfrom Tweetie