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Crookedeyebrow

  1. Boom goes my heart. "Brudder hold MY hand" instagr.am/p/LB6IIbNrLw/
  2. She is awesome instagr.am/p/LB4ouONrLG/
  3. @babysteph JC was totally panicking about the middle school tour today! Our boys are so big.
  4. @swedishpancake i have a sick baby with a cold, but you are always welcome, for real.
  5. Sunday dessert to go with the brisket he has been grilling for 8 hours... instagr.am/p/K3UiOatrJD/
  6. Saturday snack,strawberries instagr.am/p/K0OYwkNrJg/
  7. my son is trying to make "Uranus" jokes and I want to run away from him.
  8. @ecsuperhero @nataliejanette i just threw up in my mouth a little just from reading the word "ponderosa" {shiver&gag}
  9. I like my shadow-Eden 2 1/2 instagr.am/p/Kpj4cRtrOy/
  10. How we roll instagr.am/p/KoGugdNrB8/
  11. Six month visit,my big 20# er instagr.am/p/KnetxltrB3/
  12. I want a morning re-do
  13. When your only granddaughter says you should have a pink cake,you get a pink cake. Happy 67th birthday Dido! instagr.am/p/KlkxQ2NrK7/
  14. Ah mothers day, a day where I hope to shower and pee alone. A mom can dream.
  15. why do people in my facebook feed post photos of their nail colors, constantly (daily)?
  16. i am tired of spit up, hair pulling and toddler melt downs. i miss clean floors too
  17. @JVdesigns oh no, what happened?
  18. Eat-it,the cone says so. Ice cream for dinner instagr.am/p/KgF3ufNrLg/
  19. @babysteph has taken the stage instagr.am/p/Kd0KPJtrHk/
  20. Full house @ltym!!!!!! instagr.am/p/KdzTmBNrHD/