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Crookedeyebrow

  1. Boom goes my heart. "Brudder hold MY hand" instagr.am/p/LB6IIbNrLw/ 5:41 PM May 24th via Instagram
  2. She is awesome instagr.am/p/LB4ouONrLG/ 5:26 PM May 24th via Instagram
  3. @babysteph JC was totally panicking about the middle school tour today! Our boys are so big. 8:00 AM May 22nd via web in reply to babysteph
  4. @swedishpancake i have a sick baby with a cold, but you are always welcome, for real. 3:12 PM May 20th via web in reply to swedishpancake
  5. Sunday dessert to go with the brisket he has been grilling for 8 hours... instagr.am/p/K3UiOatrJD/ 2:58 PM May 20th via Instagram
  6. Saturday snack,strawberries instagr.am/p/K0OYwkNrJg/ 10:07 AM May 19th via Instagram
  7. my son is trying to make "Uranus" jokes and I want to run away from him. 4:05 PM May 16th via web
  8. @ecsuperhero @nataliejanette i just threw up in my mouth a little just from reading the word "ponderosa" {shiver&gag} 3:56 PM May 15th via web in reply to ecsuperhero
  9. I like my shadow-Eden 2 1/2 instagr.am/p/Kpj4cRtrOy/ 6:43 AM May 15th via Instagram
  10. How we roll instagr.am/p/KoGugdNrB8/ 5:09 PM May 14th via Instagram
  11. Six month visit,my big 20# er instagr.am/p/KnetxltrB3/ 11:19 AM May 14th via Instagram
  12. I want a morning re-do 5:41 AM May 14th via HTC Peep
  13. When your only granddaughter says you should have a pink cake,you get a pink cake. Happy 67th birthday Dido! instagr.am/p/KlkxQ2NrK7/ 5:34 PM May 13th via Instagram
  14. Ah mothers day, a day where I hope to shower and pee alone. A mom can dream. 7:03 AM May 13th via HTC Peep
  15. why do people in my facebook feed post photos of their nail colors, constantly (daily)? 7:53 PM May 12th via web
  16. i am tired of spit up, hair pulling and toddler melt downs. i miss clean floors too 6:01 PM May 12th via web
  17. @JVdesigns oh no, what happened? 4:28 PM May 11th via web in reply to JVdesigns
  18. Eat-it,the cone says so. Ice cream for dinner instagr.am/p/KgF3ufNrLg/ 2:27 PM May 11th via Instagram
  19. @babysteph has taken the stage instagr.am/p/Kd0KPJtrHk/ 5:15 PM May 10th via Instagram
  20. Full house @ltym!!!!!! instagr.am/p/KdzTmBNrHD/ 5:07 PM May 10th via Instagram