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  1. Who's ready for a @CronkNews summer book club? @IrmaPelt has some exciting plans in the works. 5:55 AM May 24th via HootSuite
  2. Thanks! RT @drewdonahoo: Bahaha. I love this. "@CronkNews: Univ Enlists Theater Dep't to Cast Internal Job Searches bit.ly/KdB8fx" 3:29 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
  3. New: University Enlists Theater Department to Cast Internal Job Searches bit.ly/KdB8fx 8:02 AM May 23rd via cronknews
  4. RT @natsatmo: Humor & Satire: Mr. Bouchard’s Guide to Graduating the Vassar Way ht.ly/b4yiY 7:53 AM May 22nd via HootSuite
  5. @IrmaPelt The masses need you. ==>> RT @joeginese: Yes please RT @sarahhcraddock @CronkNews Will there be another book club? 1:27 PM May 18th via HootSuite
  6. Happy Birthday, to the inspiration for @CronkNews's first book club: Tina Fey. Keep being fabulous, Bossypants. 9:55 AM May 18th via HootSuite
  7. New: Bursars Rejoice as Scientific Breakthrough Makes Prestige Edible bit.ly/JQzIt1 8:01 AM May 15th via cronknews
  8. New: John Edwards, Jack Abramoff Headline College Ethics Tour bit.ly/JzK5Q9 8:01 AM May 14th via cronknews
  9. From @CatholicPhx: Catholic University Invites Satan to Give Commencement Speech ht.ly/aSzhP 12:10 PM May 13th via HootSuite
  10. Happy Birthday to our favorite faux pundit @StephenAtHome . Thanks for the endless inspiration! 9:50 AM May 13th via HootSuite
  11. Congrats to our favorite new FULL PROFESSOR @lisalibrarian !!! 2:18 PM May 11th via HootSuite in reply to lisalibrarian
  12. New: Robo-rhetoric to Debut at College of Dreamy Oaks bit.ly/Jk57SY 8:00 AM May 10th via cronknews
  13. Need a life? Tune in to Life Work Balances, Episode 14: Phillip Flapp Cockrell hosted by @myhomeboy ht.ly/aOuya 7:52 PM May 9th via HootSuite
  14. New: Outrage as Cronk Blogger Calls Freedonian Studies “Bogus Claptrap” bit.ly/JdCpXt #highered 8:00 AM May 9th via cronknews
  15. New: Play Along with Move-Out Bingo! bit.ly/IHQviK 8:01 AM May 8th via cronknews
  16. New: Employee Educated About Priority of Crucial CYA Paperwork bit.ly/IEXSaN #highered 8:00 AM May 7th via cronknews
  17. New: Graduated Students Demand Refunds for Useless Education bit.ly/IEXSaF #highered 8:00 AM May 7th via cronknews
  18. @drberticeberry Exciting! We hope you enjoy our pokes at the ivory tower. 11:33 AM May 3rd via HootSuite in reply to DrBerticeBerry
  19. @DrBerticeBerry Is it true you were an RA in college? That was always the urban legend when we were in school. 10:15 AM May 3rd via web
  20. New: Aging Hippie Recalls Days of Rage Through Child’s Play bit.ly/KuDN2B #highered 8:00 AM May 2nd via cronknews
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