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Crom

  1. The register biscuits at Co-Op have cruel eyes on a sunday morning. Perhaps my shirt is the problem, since it insults everyone's mothers.
  2. Why do people think Eastbound & Down is funny? It's just stupid.
  3. Facebook has turned the internet into a house of lies. LIES I TELL YOU!
  4. Time to mop my way out of another sticky situation.
  5. Too shitty out to ride, I'm going home to start writing the most hilarious Comedy/Horror short ever conceived. Hail Axe.
  6. Wow... just fucking wow. http://tinyurl.com/nks57u
  7. Oh Look, Entourage is back.... that's too bad.
  8. Wow... Babylon A.D. is.... not good.
  9. Alec Baldwin may be a rude dick to his daughter, but he can articulate a purpose behind public office better than most.
  10. Cursing Hotmail for the useless piece of dogshit that it is.
  11. Anybody want to buy my 25th Anniversary Fender Strat?
  12. I wanna shoot every cowboy hat I see.
  13. Behold the power of my enchanted sweater vest.... BEHOLD IT!
  14. Why are chicks with tattoos so hot?
  15. Yet another reason why the Stampede should go F itself. http://tinyurl.com/ks3ehc
  16. Heading to Camrose for a wedding... Where's my jetpack?
  17. @dandumouchel I finally saw Star Trek. I want to choke the fucking life from this guy.
  18. FUCK you JJ Abrams, fuck you SO much.
  19. The Pure 32 has completed. We are giants, and we are imbeciles; we have slept only a handful of stolen minutes in the last 48 hours.
  20. There are only a few hours left in the Pure 32. We are all on the edge, but that's where the fun is. Thank you Manfred.