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Crom

  1. At what point does it cease to be you telling me about your day, and transform into an Elegy of Sad Whining?
  2. My second novel is finished. Final word count: 50,202. I'm so tired.... #NaNoWriMo
  3. There's an article in the Herald on how to avoid getting wasted at a party... Didn't we all learn these tricks in Junior High? WTF.
  4. When your life begins to resemble the last few days of Fark, you are fucked. #AdviceFromCrom
  5. @andrewcoldham It's like they know we have more life to waste...
  6. Current Word Count: 43,238. I need to take a shower and go to sleep, I feel like a shit sandwich. And not the good kind. #NaNoWriMo
  7. How the fuck did we ever get into space? Seriously, we are a dumb, DUMB, animal.
  8. @iLalena Hopefully it'll keep the kids in line.
  9. It's a sad day when a child hears that he can't be the new Evel Knieval. What happened to the dream?
  10. You know what I like about thaat Rogers Hulu shit? "And Canadians will not be able to skip ads on the Rogers video portal." HAH! Class.
  11. Kirk Cameron is like a dumb superhero. "Quick, to the hyperbolic-shithead-mobile!"
  12. Holy shit... 40k. My wrist feels broken. #NaNoWriMo #shootingpain
  13. Current Word Count: 37,700. I'm shooting for 40k before I sleep tonight. Miles to go. #NaNoWriMo
  14. I'm grasping at today's word count, which is 36,674. I had to spend the whole day at work, fixing bullshit. #worksucks
  15. Big E got me a santoku blade from Knifewear in #YYC ... it is the sharpest knife I have ever owned. I could kill with this thing...
  16. @rick_snee Every phrase at Best Buy should begin with "Fuck You".
  17. @rick_snee any phone support system that is automated, should move you through the queue faster for each swear you scream into the phone.
  18. i want some h1n1 shots. Not the vacine; the virus. I want that shit squirted directly into my mouth like seltzer. Bring it, Pneumonia!
  19. Come and Gone 30k... Current Word Count: 30,006 #NaNoWriMo
  20. Was it a bad idea to drink all that rum last night? Possibly, but puking in that garbage can made me feel pretty metal. Or Super modelish..