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CriticalJo

  1. An honorable mention for #MostAwesomestSauce goes to my Ex's green salsa which was spectacular.
  2. The plus side of today is I managed to convince the rents to make salsa de Chorizo which is the most awesome sauce EVAR.
  3. This new Chinese buffet opened right next door to my gym. Now between their new customers and my teammates there's even less places to park.
  4. Thanks to getting caught in too many armbars, helping my GF move, and intensive practices my right elbow can't fully extend without pain.
  5. I've been hearing nothing but Keane play over the airport's radio station today.
  6. Met Ron Paul today. Just another day of randomly running into Presidential Candidates.
  7. Jónsi I needs more of this.
  8. My #JiuJitsu filled weekend can't come fast enough. Just the thought of it is what'll help me survive until tomorrow.
  9. Something's off and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it to no avail.
  10. I did not know that Moose pillow pets existed, and I am now plagued with the desire to own one.
  11. Excessive amount of dead dogs today on the way to work. Extraordinarily distressing.
  12. Been spending my entire day recovering from practice with Avatar The Last Airbender. #LifeIsGood
  13. Really enjoy that Coconut water with pulp equates to cut up slices of coconuts. #Awesomesauce
  14. Surprising how much can be fixed with a plunger.
  15. It's official going to be in Dallas next month. #Awesome
  16. Lazy Saturday is a welcome change from my typical jet set life. #MUTEMATH Radio on Slacker is certainly a refreshing way to end the night.
  17. @dresdencodak Correction, 99.9% of Hufflepuffs make it to college: Cedric "Sparkle" Diggery didn't survive book 4. #Spoilers
  18. #NewsFlash "Who's more in love?" has apparently become the new dick measuring contest. I must've missed the memo.