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  1. Hah! More anagram fun: Rush Limbaugh -> Largish bum, uh?12:05 PM Mar 5th from web
  2. Unclean Rot is an anagram for Ann Coulter11:59 AM Mar 5th from web
  3. Tyler Durden be praised http://tinyurl.com/cw8nk512:51 PM Feb 2nd from web
  4. In fact, I can't even watch the humorous fail videos online that show people getting hurt.... Stupid video games... DESENSITIZE ME ALREADY!9:29 AM Jan 31st from web
  5. If violent video games are supposed to be bad for you/desensitize you, then why do I get grossed out at people talking about tracheotomies?9:27 AM Jan 31st from web
  6. Wow... bad time to listen to Air America... Suddenly we're talking surgery... Yuck.9:25 AM Jan 31st from web
  7. Tired, but not tired. Hate insomnia. Hate that I can't quite get this one file right. Hate that it's midnight and I'm bitching like a twat.9:06 PM Jan 27th from web
  8. Bah, Lionel Show needs to get off this superstitious garbage...6:47 AM Jan 26th from web
  9. http://tinyurl.com/bhky7x -- Honestly, after the digital conversion I'd bet Fox News will lose 50% of their viewership :-)11:32 AM Jan 23rd from web
  10. Nursing sick dog back to health. Got him back from surgery, the surgery went well. Looks like someone took an ice cream scoop to his butt.8:21 AM Jan 22nd from web
  11. One last post about the significance of today http://ww2.samhart.com/node...11:55 AM Jan 20th from web
  12. @tottinge It's naive to not realize the importance of this day. It's sad to not understand it.9:59 AM Jan 20th from web in reply to tottinge
  13. Bush: "Thanks for the ride, Chopper Driver Guy"9:58 AM Jan 20th from web
  14. Aretha: http://tinyurl.com/6q8ggj8:57 AM Jan 20th from web
  15. @majornelson Oooh, damn. I wish I would have thought of that... Then again, I do have two TVs next to eachother... I could do it now8:34 AM Jan 20th from web in reply to majornelson
  16. @tabke Hah... <waiting for someone on Fark to photoshop a cat in the picture>8:13 AM Jan 20th from web in reply to tabke
  17. DAN. FUCKING. QUAYLE. BITCH. BAM!8:12 AM Jan 20th from web
  18. Ahnuld is on da mall...7:39 AM Jan 20th from web
  19. @tabke On the one hand, yes, I'd love to be there. On the other hand, I hate crowds, hate sunlight, and hate cold. I'd probably be miserable7:38 AM Jan 20th from web in reply to tabke
  20. @tottinge No, but you can be politically niave.7:29 AM Jan 20th from web in reply to tottinge