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Cristalzheat

  1. Fantasia....then Chaka.....these sparkling skin tight body suits....just, why? Is some demon stylist playing a cruel cruel trick? 7:53 PM May 23rd via web
  2. So proud of my Daddy Daddy Baby @TheStockmanO bein a stah. #anearlyhistoryoffire 7:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @AmyjoJackson thanks gurl!!! Glad you came! 8:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AmyjoJackson
  4. @julieanton we close the 24th! You can see it! 8:28 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to julieanton
  5. Thanks for the umbrella @TheNickAdams life saver. 8:53 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @vrayskull, you are blowing our minds on "girls" right now. We're watching you in our old apt. @MarlaMindelle @connorg @Dannyveee 8:21 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @lesliemcdonel alls I said was choices. Didn't say it was wrong. 5:29 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lesliemcdonel
  8. Choices twitter.com/Cristalzheat/s… 3:36 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @KeenanBlogger @broadwayworld Not all. This is a C-O-N what? Spiracy! 10:34 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KeenanBlogger
  10. Amish and the City twitter.com/Cristalzheat/s… 9:53 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @Miss_Lane shit. yeah. 10:56 PM May 19th via web in reply to Miss_Lane
  12. Go see Michael Esper @airstreamrally before he exits Broadway's "The Lyons". He's ridiculous. Linda who? 10:11 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Saturday night phuck sheaux #XL twitter.com/Cristalzheat/s… 10:00 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Elmo, it's 12:54, your shift is over. Know your audience. #timessquare 9:55 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @smarquette 4lysha for the winnnn! 7:48 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to smarquette
  16. Fade innnnn on a squirrel.... #SIP twitter.com/Cristalzheat/s… 6:17 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @iamcymbre @benbledsoe wait, Cymbre! I grew up with Ben. We've known each other since we were 12! Crazy! Hi Ben! X Alysha 12:32 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iamcymbre
  18. Passed Michael Musto twice on my bike today. In the village then in midtown. #weird 4:24 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
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