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  1. In car pool at son's school using Sex Offender app to find perverts in the area. Tracked 5 w/in 5 blocks. I'm like the guy from The Shield!
  2. Boy, whose statement is more lame: Tiger Woods' on his 'situation' or Mike Huckabee's on paroling the animal that shot those police officers
  3. @azprgal Oscar Wilde . . . one of the greats!!
  4. Tiger's learning what most comms people know: if you don't communicate, there's no such thing as a GOOD rumor: http://tinyurl.com/98npkr
  5. This just in! Tiger Woods is not perfect . . . and neither is his PR team. New Corporate Hallucinations post: http://tinyurl.com/98npkr
  6. Still eating. And drinking. I'm going to be like that character in the Monty Python movie . . . I'm going to need a bucket.
  7. @JessicaLHansen become a cards fan? you wash your mouth out with soap, Missy!!
  8. @allanjenkins Early results are in . . .best stock I've ever made. Adding aromatics at the end is the way to go, thank you!!!
  9. @JessicaLHansen Albert is everything a pro athlete should be. GOD I wish we had him. Then again, why wish that on such a nice guy?
  10. This Cubs fan wants to congratulate Albert Pujols on getting the MVP. Hate the Cardinals, but you won't find a classier guy than Albert.
  11. Great advice! RT @allanjenkins: Why Twitter Lists are changing the way I use Twitter. Just some thoughts. Please add. http://bit.ly/55Ygy7
  12. Chicago residents: My partner Jim Ylisela is going to be on Chicago Tonight tonight, talking about Chicago corruption. 7 p.m.
  13. @allanjenkins @Jenniferwah It's the Netherlands. Here's a video of him doing a reading on the subject. Very funny. http://tinyurl.com/5yxprf
  14. @KristenRidley Boxing Day? What kind of nonsense is that? I can't think of one good boxer that has ever come out of Canada!
  15. @allanjenkins Is Denmark the country that David Sedaris wrote about, where St. Nick is a big scary guy who beats the children?
  16. @Jenniferwah If you start celebrating mine, I'll start celebrating yours! We'll both get two feasts a year, then!
  17. @KristenRidley When do Canadians celebrate Christmas? Did you guys get that date right, at least?
  18. @KristenRidley You'll be at WORK? On Thanksgiving? I know you're Canadian, but they don't make you work on the real Thanksgiving, do they?
  19. @Jenniferwah NO!!!The mirepoix goes in only for the last hour or so!!! The bones are roastin away and the house is getting that good smell!
  20. New Corporate Hallucinations post: Thanks to everyone who made this such a great year for Crescenzo Communications http://tinyurl.com/98npkr