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  1. Last night I met a woman with an insolent shape. 10:52 AM Sep 15th from Seesmic
  2. I’m sorry. I’m stuck with my Jersey City brains. 1:48 AM Sep 8th from Seesmic
  3. Last night I dreamt of scrotum poles. 11:21 AM Sep 7th from Seesmic
  4. I don’t want a cat unless it’s big enough to ride. 10:09 AM Sep 2nd from Seesmic
  5. A woman tried to seduce me last night by saying I can smack her tits. 5:55 PM Sep 1st from Seesmic
  6. I’ve gone native and now have a rash. 10:31 AM Aug 31st from Seesmic
  7. @RodChavoya I love you too, but unfortunately my love is illegal 10:15 AM Aug 31st from Seesmic in reply to RodChavoya
  8. I can’t wait for our rustic future. 11:48 AM Aug 29th from Seesmic
  9. God is an imaginary friend for adults. 10:55 AM Aug 26th from Seesmic
  10. @Ruth666 the wild and the feral. 11:56 AM Aug 25th from Seesmic in reply to Ruth666
  11. We must eradicate the bed waters, crybabies, and playground sissies. 11:09 PM Aug 24th from Seesmic
  12. I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam. A pain in the ass. 11:00 AM Aug 23rd from Seesmic
  13. Yes, I drink. But what I really want to do is direct. 5:00 AM Aug 23rd from Seesmic
  14. Spic and Span - http://shar.es/BGas 11:38 PM Aug 21st from ShareThis.com
  15. it's a #fact that house flies go the bathroom roughly every 4.56 minutes 10:42 PM Aug 21st from Power Twitter
  16. what a doll sounds like after 10 shots and two packs of cigs - http://bit.ly/2hvOa5 10:30 PM Aug 21st from Seesmic
  17. Hello darkness my old friend … I missed the toilet bowl again … 10:10 PM Aug 21st from Power Twitter
  18. I tell my friends that I’m always late. That way I’m always on time. 9:22 PM Aug 20th from Seesmic
  19. I’m on top of the Empire State Building. I can see my sadness from up here. 6:07 PM Aug 19th from Seesmic
  20. RT @VICEMAG: DOS & DON'Ts - Those jocks down in AR may think they can push me around and hide my track ball - http://ow.ly/kDNA 6:03 PM Aug 19th from Seesmic
  • Name Creep Rat
  • Location Underworld
  • Web http://www.kazund...
  • Bio small round & spikey - A lifetime of struggle is its own reward. laughs, tears, hi-jinks
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