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  1. "Life has more questions than answers."
  2. Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
  3. I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
  4. I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
  5. Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
  6. He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it.
  7. Should children get an allowance from their parents?
  8. Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances.
  9. "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." ~Bill Cosby
  10. What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
  11. 13 ways to buy gift cards for less http://bit.ly/36x2B8
  12. What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common? They both have frozen assets.
  13. "I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." ~Albert Einstein
  14. What's to hate about Starbucks http://bit.ly/MBJwo
  15. "Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." ~Clifton Fadiman
  16. How do you define an optimist? A bank manager who irons 5 shirts on Sunday night.
  17. With F.H.A. Help, Easy Loans in Expensive Areas http://bit.ly/2RlNSD
  18. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
  19. "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" ~Homer Simpson
  20. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?