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reIationshipsIf you and your BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND traded phones for one day, would you still be together by the end of the day?3:15 PM May 10thvia BufferRetweeted by Crazynolamama and 1444 others
You fell down? Put chapstick onit! You broke a finger? Put chapstick onit! Youre bleeding frm the head? JUST PUT CHAPSTICK ONIT! #thatsmymom2:56 PM May 9thvia web
Men......only think with one head, why did God give them two? It would be easier to deal with just one....11:44 PM Apr 21stvia Twitter for Android
ComedyPostsPeople who post their Facebook status as "It's complicated" should stop kidding themselves and just set it to "single"6:28 PM Mar 29thvia webRetweeted by Crazynolamama and 1026 others
SportsCenter"If this guy [Sean Payton] says to me, 'Bill, I need you to do this.' That's what friends are supposed to be for" -Parcells (via Newsday)1:35 PM Mar 28thvia webRetweeted by Crazynolamama and 318 others