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Crash_315

  1. RT @NerdAtCoolTable: #CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week | nerdatthecooltable.com/2012/05/cooltw…
  2. I really should be a GM...
  3. Raptors need to send the 1st rounder to HOU for Lowry then try and trade Jose for some draft picks or a shooter
  4. RT @raptorshq: Lowry in Play for #Raptors? Rockets' PG may want out of Houston. sbn.to/L2Q2o9
  5. Lol RT @The_Lion_: Fuck w/a fat nigga in the summer months you're liable to get killed. We already mad at the heat
  6. I'd have to dip in my boat money to get zapped but shit could be worth it...never fucked a girl with out seeing blurry before
  7. I mean chicks love the glasses but LeBron and his fake specs killing my swag
  8. Is there any recovery time for LASIK surgery? I need to get my eyes zapped and ditch the glasses
  9. ...not me though...I don't like watching men handle balls and sticks...
  10. White people across America scheduling their BBQ's so they don't miss any lacrosse action this weekend
  11. Pastor Troy's answer make Wayne's even funnier RT @jWILL253: LMAOOOOOOOO! #LilWayneLost instagr.am/p/LGGuVfHgKQ/
  12. Bitch shut up and take these 10 bricks to Kansas...
  13. Half of yous don't even remember this classic.... m.youtube.com/watch?v=4TzFpy…
  14. Malice came back from preaching the word of the Lord...only right we get some new Clipse tracks now
  15. #MaliceBack RT @NoMalice757: Well I LOVE Pusha! That's my blood and I ain't never kiss em.
  16. Let's see the heathens Wal Mart has to offer at 8:30 in the am...
  17. Mike Woodson couldn't get Josh Smith, Joe Johnson and Al Horford to play...good luck with Melo, JR and Amare
  18. RT @ChefWaites: RT @almostkanye RT @Aftashok: my life ended on a Saturday morning after seeing the Arab Twerk Team.