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CrashClark

  1. Tomorrow AM @therealrc & I are in for Frank & Wanda who left early for Aruba to get my room ready. The Blender Bender Breakfast is on. 3:27 AM May 24th via web
  2. Don't forget, this Friday it's Blender Bash 2012 on the @therealrc show. I'm going on a BLENDER BENDER baby, 4 days tills ARUBA!!! 4:42 AM May 22nd via web
  3. 5 days until ARUBA, sorry work I've checked out already, be ready for Friday's show it promises to be one to remember. 3:54 AM May 21st via web
  4. Cause it's a Friday, it's a Friday, it's the end of the week and the last day and I'm gonna get my FUNKFEST on, ALL WEEKEND LONG!!! 2:24 AM May 18th via web
  5. Parents be on your best behavior tonight, I'll be in the stands rooting for team Cameron. I got my police powerhorn and some liquid courage 2:15 PM May 17th via web
  6. I've got love for the hard working DOT men & women BUT the DOT suits are right up there with lead balloons. Another FAIL on 400 south today. 5:32 AM May 15th via web
  7. 400 South is a disaster thanks to the new emergency/travel lane because you have to merge out B4 Northridge then back in. ??? Seriously DOT 5:23 AM May 14th via web
  8. MLK memorial in DC, amazing to see but somebody cut the grass 1:57 PM May 12th via Samsung Mobile
  9. Gently approached the wife and asked if she wanted to read 50 Shades of Grey. She said, "sure". Now, we wait....... 12:20 PM May 10th via web
  10. I called it Friday afternoon, $200 million for The Avengers, now who owes me money? 2:52 AM May 7th via web
  11. MRI this AM on my right shoulder, I may have to hoist my beers left handed for a while. 3:59 AM May 4th via web
  12. Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand, whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine? 4:26 AM May 3rd via web
  13. @dr_phil07 with his magically thin mustache. @therealrc is having a hard time accepting his lip glossed hairline. twitter.com/CrashClark/sta… 1:19 PM Apr 25th via web
  14. @RealDlHughley in studio, cool as hell and so damn funny, my cheeks hurt. Catch @UptownComedyATL tonight. 1:44 PM Apr 24th via web
  15. Another neighborhood watch incident, who's letting these idiots run free in their neighborhood? 3:52 AM Apr 24th via web
  16. 4 Days till Avengers screening, as a comic book NERD it's safe to say my Hulking Ironman is going to have a Thorgasm. 3:28 AM Apr 23rd via web
  17. I just lit up another one for 5:20 too, hahaha. GO HAWKS!!! 2:30 PM Apr 20th via web
  18. Watch Ryan & I on Atlanta & Company today at 11:00AM on WXIA channel 11. This is huge, you don't wanna miss. 4:12 AM Apr 19th via web
  19. Hold the dick jokes for 24 hrs, we all grew up w/ Dick Clark & should show respect, stiff penalties if you disobey. Oops, sorry. 1:57 PM Apr 18th via web
  20. HAHAHA, I just sneezed and farted in the studio, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!! 1:03 PM Apr 17th via web