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  1. If you’re ready to turn the Summer heat up…then I’m ready to help your mercury rise!
  2. Can we change the word when an underdog beats a favorite from "upset" to "Cohutta?" It just sounds better.
  3. Not one mention of Trevor Ariza during the Lakers' NBA championship ring ceremony. Did his ring just get FedExed to him or what?
  4. Lopez Tonight! What a terrible idea.
  5. Back to call out @sportsguy33 for his little book signing debacle tonight. My full response is in your inbox. Brandon from Johnson City, TN.
  6. ...while I doubt that's what Tarantino wanted to do, I found it disrespectful to people like my grandfather, a veteran of that war.
  7. Poor comparison. If IB were a plausible scenario, it would probably have happened. It belittles the sacrifices made in WWII, and....
  8. I'm assuming the majority of the people raving about Inglorious Basterds also liked Public Enemies. I can't decide which one is worse.
  9. Reason #165 men should not wear flipflops in public: the constant "you need a pedicure" nagging from every woman that sees said man feet.
  10. I'm staying at the nicest hotel in America. And yet, they're blocking Java. Jesus H. Christ pay the damn ISP! Kids need a web consultant.
  11. Woody Paige doesn't have much of a tolerance, does he?
  12. KU-MI-TE!
  13. Arguing with a friend about how much memory I can store in my anus if I were a data smuggler like Johnny Mnemonic. Verdict: 160 GB. MicroSD!
  14. The Urban Meyer SI cover might be the single douchiest picture I have ever seen. http://tinyurl.com/n5f972
  15. Glad the Titans are devising awesome fake punt plays for use in games that don't count. Unbelievable.
  16. I also like how ridiculous the new Hall of Famers look in their gold blazers without ties. Can this look be used by normal people?
  17. Titans! PRESEASON FOOTBALL! As a crap connoisseur, I can't help but be excited.
  18. @haeinjung I thought the same thing for a long time. Why do you think I waited this long to watch Mystic River? I thought MP was the sequel.
  19. Well, it's safe to say it's not me, I definitely can't dance. Good movies this week: Into the Wild and Mystic River.
  20. This Brandon that is somehow 8th in trending topics, I really hope isn't me.