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  1. Free at last! With pizza.12:01 PM Nov 8th from txt
  2. Made it to traffic school on time. 4 hrs to go. This instrctr seems mo serious.7:47 AM Nov 8th from txt
  3. Laughing: Now putting away Hween decor. For Thxg decor, anti-PC colleage said "I'll bring the smallpox infested blankets!"10:25 AM Nov 2nd from web
  4. Saw baby rattlesnake on fav trail today. Cute but dumb as a stump.5:11 PM Nov 1st from txt
  5. Feeling better, but 1 Sam's seasonal and a dozen pringles were all I felt like having for dinner, so I'm not exactly fine.10:46 PM Oct 29th from web
  6. I have phantom tonsil pain.11:30 PM Oct 26th from txt
  7. Panda says: You will have a comfortable life. Today's comfort due entirely to many x-strength tylenol and some papaya pills.1:19 PM Oct 23rd from web
  8. Breakfast boy did not remember the donuts and bagels this morning. Do not get between engineers and food, tis bad for your health.12:25 PM Oct 23rd from web
  9. First time at work there's been a line for flu shots, and it was a doozy.5:24 PM Oct 13th from web
  10. Deep Thought: After following beer truck this morning wonder if, after legalizing pot, "Bud Truck" won't be specific enough descriptor.9:11 AM Oct 12th from web
  11. I'm pretty sure Pringles are seasoned with crack.1:06 AM Oct 12th from web
  12. freshly laundered pants lasted 6 minutes before I spilled breakfast on them in 4 places. le sigh.9:02 AM Oct 7th from web
  13. Panda says: You have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life. But does not predict I get enjoyment of life. Descriptive.11:22 PM Oct 6th from web
  14. I can say it now! My allergist won an ignobel! http://improbable.com/ig/wi... A crack of the knuckles to Dr Unger3:12 PM Oct 6th from web
  15. OH@ lunch: "Is it a significant birthday?" "Depends on the base. 36 is significant in bases 2,3,4,6,9,12, and 18." Hah. 37 is prime.1:16 PM Oct 5th from web
  16. Saw Whip It again. Even better 2nd time!9:35 PM Oct 2nd from txt
  17. Stunning trivia upset! 3rd place for not doubling down on beer & doubling on confederate states.8:52 PM Sep 30th from txt
  18. dwelling on the fact that I need to work on a saturday although every fall festival in SoCal is happening this weekend.11:35 PM Sep 25th from web
  19. Would it kill them to put a damn ENTER key on the LEFT side of keyboards?5:48 PM Sep 25th from web
  20. @ Wait wait dont tell me, live. Starts soon but i started earlier!6:58 PM Sep 24th from txt
  • Name CrankyOtter
  • Location SoCal
  • Web http://crankyotte...
  • Bio Distractable engineer in SoCal seeks distractions
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