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  1. Sprayed red and blue washable paint on the dog for the fourth
  2. @saraschwartz how did you manage to see thriller as a youngin' ?
  3. Oh the humidity.
  4. sand and water equal fun
  5. Argh i hate teething
  6. I94 hates us, always has
  7. Saw three young bucks in the woods today
  8. Argh! The whines i hear
  9. @saraschwartz Hey I still wanna take snowboarding lessons.
  10. @saraschwartz that could be two very different possibilities
  11. If it were you in that sandwich, you wouldn't be laughing at all.
  12. @saraschwartz Now I have the song in my head thanks.
  13. hates PBS pledge week
  14. This summer tristan is going to see how scraped up he can get
  15. moved the sprinkler to the front of the house just in time for the mailman
  16. Haven't cooked inside for four days
  17. loves sleeping in 45 minute increments.
  18. @saraschwartz nope I blocked "bruce" and reported it as harassing.
  19. @saraschwartz is anyone ever really ready? Love ya miss ya.
  20. It's the 21st century where is my teleportation?