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  1. I dislike #yahoo groups.
  2. Dear neighbors, Rake your leaves.
  3. I need to buy more socks.
  4. General Mills needs more fiber in their Gluten Free cereals. #celiac #glutenfree #generalmills
  5. Baby crawls into our dark room and onto his bed then cries because he can't figure out how to get out.
  6. I hate my dog. #ihatemydog
  7. RT @cakewrecks: RT @mashable Twitter Adds a Report Spam Option - http://bit.ly/4FB9QP (Yay! Spamming twits, beware!)
  8. RT@MelodeeHelmsRT@drowninginkids:daughter just dyed her hair purple & upon rinsing in the shower - her whole body purple. Now THAT is funny!
  9. my knee my knee my knee is on fire
  10. Argh the power is out!
  11. I suck at line picking
  12. RT @cakewrecks: RT @pastaqueen "Sometimes I wonder if my cats really love me, or if they're just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome."\
  13. RT @YouLookGreat: says the present is filled with adults who used to be the children that would one day be the future.
  14. @verymom not tacky at all I put one up every campaign season too.
  15. Aaron's preferred mode of propulsion is hopping on his bottom
  16. Apparently summer is over. The school supplies in the stores have effectively changed the seasons.
  17. RT @cakewrecks: Have you seen Google's homepage today? They changed their logo in honor of Nikola Tesla's birthday: http://www.google.com
  18. Baby Aaron declares today a no sleep day.
  19. @saraschwartz what happened?
  20. Coffee ice cubes, genius!