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  1. Frick, double frick 2:10 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  2. @verymom no fair 8:30 AM Nov 29th from TwitterGadget in reply to verymom
  3. RT @Lileks: sick of vampires. Wish they existed only so I could pop open their coffins at noon. I wonder if they'd set off the smoke alarm. 7:19 AM Nov 20th from TwitterGadget
  4. #GCM is not working for me, argh! 2:52 PM Nov 15th from TwitterGadget
  5. RT@zuhl: New rule every time I have to tell a kid "please hurry" in the AM I move bedtime up by 5 min So far everyone will be in bed at 5:10 7:31 AM Nov 12th from TwitterGadget
  6. Markers, everyday markers, dry erase ones at that. 3:41 PM Nov 9th from TwitterGadget
  7. I dislike #yahoo groups. 8:02 AM Nov 2nd from TwitterGadget
  8. Dear neighbors, Rake your leaves. 7:40 AM Nov 2nd from TwitterGadget
  9. I need to buy more socks. 6:37 AM Nov 2nd from TwitterGadget
  10. General Mills needs more fiber in their Gluten Free cereals. #celiac #glutenfree #generalmills 6:26 AM Oct 26th from web
  11. Baby crawls into our dark room and onto his bed then cries because he can't figure out how to get out. 3:41 PM Oct 25th from web
  12. I hate my dog. #ihatemydog 11:10 AM Oct 25th from web
  13. RT @cakewrecks: RT @mashable Twitter Adds a Report Spam Option - http://bit.ly/4FB9QP (Yay! Spamming twits, beware!) 1:12 PM Oct 13th from TwitterGadget
  14. RT@MelodeeHelmsRT@drowninginkids:daughter just dyed her hair purple & upon rinsing in the shower - her whole body purple. Now THAT is funny! 6:41 PM Oct 2nd from TwitterGadget
  15. my knee my knee my knee is on fire 7:33 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  16. Argh the power is out! 10:14 AM Sep 29th from txt
  17. I suck at line picking 2:46 PM Sep 15th from txt
  18. RT @cakewrecks: RT @pastaqueen "Sometimes I wonder if my cats really love me, or if they're just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome."\ 2:34 PM Sep 9th from TwitterGadget
  19. RT @YouLookGreat: says the present is filled with adults who used to be the children that would one day be the future. 3:42 PM Sep 4th from TwitterGadget
  20. @verymom not tacky at all I put one up every campaign season too. 1:20 PM Aug 15th from TwitterGadget in reply to verymom