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  1. My new building is going to be a block away but I am getting really nervous that its Starbucks won't be as good as the Starbucks here. about 5 hours ago from web
  2. We had a half hour home alone before parent-teacher conferences started WINK WINK just enough time to finish watching House on DVR. about 7 hours ago from web
  3. Oh dammit I just remembered I only have two more days to exact my terrible revenge on everyone here who didn't hold the elevator for me. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. @Aimee_B_Loved Whoa, maybe that is why Agassi chose a wig that looked so much like Tina Turner's hair. 5:57 AM Nov 11th from web
  5. Hey look what my pal @jkresen is doing! http://bit.ly/pa8dO 5:36 AM Nov 11th from web
  6. "I didn't fight in Viet Nam so you could spend all day talking on the phone. Get back to work." (shitmydadsayswhenicallhimonveteransday.) 5:16 AM Nov 11th from web
  7. Oh baby you are HOT and I have what your body needs WINK WINK. Here. It's TheraFlu. It will reduce your fever and ease your body aches. 4:31 PM Nov 10th from UberTwitter
  8. I don't have any specialized education or training in awkward hugging, but man oh man do I have a lot of field experience. 12:08 PM Nov 10th from web
  9. FOUND: While cleaning office: one pack, Camel Lights, unopened. I have not smoked since approximately 2004. Free to a good home. 10:39 AM Nov 10th from web
  10. I immediately called my mom upon receiving her e-mail, but got a busy signal, meaning, my God, she uses the PHONE LINE for the INTERNET. 8:16 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. @marytorbert The day is still young. 6:25 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. You can tell it's my last week before switching jobs because I don't even care who here knows I use Axe "Shaggy Look" hair cream. 6:05 AM Nov 10th from web
  13. @mikemcbride9 Hope it all goes well- much love to you folks. 5:05 AM Nov 10th from web
  14. If Dockers and a golf shirt are wrong, then I don't want to be right. Or fashionable. Or remotely attractive to the opposite sex. 3:40 AM Nov 10th from UberTwitter
  15. There is a kid on the bus who is a chef-in-training with an iphone and sideburns. Everything about him is cooler than me. 12:50 PM Nov 9th from UberTwitter
  16. Poor Pete Sampras always had the game, but was one wig away from the rockstar popularity that long eluded him. 5:41 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. @texburgher Yes but I want assurances that you will abide by the manufacturer's gas-to-oil ratio recommendations. Not kidding. 7:09 AM Nov 8th from web
  18. Kids want to watch "Hotel for Dogs" but I just wish I knew what it was about. 4:48 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  19. @expat_erin Yes, up yours Al Gore and big shot "Doctors" with their "book learning." 5:12 PM Nov 7th from web
  20. I had my flu shot weeks ago, and now I feel the flu coming on. I think this pretty conclusively proves that science is bullshit. 5:10 PM Nov 7th from web